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Biden Asks Greene for Input on Space Force Laser Project
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden announced today that Space Force will begin work soon on a new missile defense system, and he wants...
Biden Tells Space Force to Stop Pointing Telescope at Ivanka’s Bedroom
President Joe Biden ordered Space Force to "immediately reposition" a massive telescope miles away from the Earth's orbit and point it away from the...
Biden Directs Space Force to Stop Its ‘McDonald’s on the Moon’ Program
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Space Force will no longer be developing a plan to install a McDonald's fast food franchise on Earth's moon. This new...
Space Force Releases Initial Cost Estimate to Yeet Matt Gaetz Into The Sun
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The United States Space Force released a study this week that attempts to estimate how much it would cost to yeet...
Paramount Sues Space Force for Trademark Infringement
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the Space Force, alleging that their logo is a "blatant and comically obvious, lazy...
Trump: Space Force Converting the Moon Into a Death Star
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Having consolidated his power after the Battle of Mueller, once Supreme Chancellor Trump has taken on the self-titled mantle of Emperor,...
Trump: Space Force Will Build Space Wall
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a radio interview on WKKK-FM, Donald Trump Jr. accidentally let slip that his father, President Donald Trump, is in the...
Trump Orders Space Force to Investigate Allegations of Biden’s Neptune-ism
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's officially a branch of the U.S. Armed Forces, President Donald Trump's first assignment for his Space Force is one...
Trump: Space Force Will Put Base on Shared Earth/Mars Moon
AIR FORCE INDIVIDUAL-1 -- Flying back across the Atlantic to Washington, D.C. after participating in ceremonies honoring the 7th Anniversary of D-Day , President....
Trump: Space Force Will Put Base on Shared Earth/Mars Moon
AIR FORCE INDIVIDUAL-1 -- Flying back across the Atlantic to Washington, D.C. after participating in ceremonies honoring the 7th Anniversary of D-Day , President....
