Trump Open Hand Smacks Merkel Across Face and Tells Her ‘Vladimir Putin Says Hello’
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM — President Trump made quite an international splash at the annual NATO summit this morning when he blasted Germany for signing natural…
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Man Finishes Rant On Crooked Hillary and Moochelle Obama, Pivots To Defending Huckabee, Conway From Comedian’s Mean Words
HOBART, ARKANSAS — Wearing his favorite “Fuck Your Feelings” Trump 2016 t-shirt, Clem O’Connell ripped into Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama during the first…
Michelle Wolf Apologizes For Anyone Offended By Her “Locker Room Set” At White House Correspondents Dinner
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Comedian Michelle Wolf metaphorically lit the room on fire at last night’s White House Correspondents dinner. In a set that lasted…
OJ Simpson Releases Knife Ahead of Bombshell NYT Story on Murders of Ron and Nicole
Former NFL star OJ Simpson found out about a new bombshell New York Times report and decided to be “transparent” and release possession of a knife.
Melania Trump To Wear Michelle Obama’s 2009 Inauguration Dress
Melania Trump – already reaching across the aisle.
Learning Of Phyllis Schlafly’s Death, Satan Attempts To Turn On Hell’s “No Vacancy” Sign
Not even Satan wants to deal with Phyllis Schlafly.
Michelle Obama Plagiarizes Michelle Obama In Her DNC Speech
Did Michelle Obama steal material from Michelle Obama?
Toddler NRA Member: Who the hell is Obama to say I shouldn’t have a gun?
One little boy is really mad that Obama thinks he’s not ready to handle a firearm.
Daesh: We Are ‘Hella Impressed’ With The Gun Lobby’s ‘Soft Terrorism’
After the Colorado Springs shooting at a Planned Parenthood, Daesh released a statement commending America’s gun lobby.
Rush Limbaugh ‘Mad as Hell’ About Obama’s Facebook Page
Obama’s Facebook Page has Rush Limbaugh seething.