Trump Open Hand Smacks Merkel Across Face and Tells Her ‘Vladimir Putin Says Hello’
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM — President Trump made quite an international splash at the annual NATO summit this morning when he blasted Germany for signing natural…
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Trump Orders All Removed Confederate Monuments Replaced With Statues of Vladimir Putin
President Trump has ordered that any statues depicting figures from the Confederate effort in the Civil War be replaced immediately.
Vladimir Putin Sent Kislyak With Shortlist of James Comey’s Replacement for President Trump
Russian President Vladimir Putin gave two of his envoys a list for his bitch, President Donald Trump, to use as candidates to replace James Comey.
Trump Admits Wanting To Know What Vladimir Putin’s Dick Tastes Like
Donald Trump is focusing on beefing up his foreign policy chops, starting with getting to the bottom of the taste of Vladimir Putin’s penis.
Mike Pence, Vladimir Putin Reportedly In Tiff Over Who Gets To Control Trump
An anonymous source on Team Trump says Mike Pence had some extra special concerns over reports of Russian hacks of the presidential election.
Vladimir Putin Calls Trump To Ask What His Refund Policy Is
Vladimir Putin’s seen the writing on the wall and wants his money back.
Putin Unsure He’ll Invite Trump to D.C. 4th of July Celebration
MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Over the weekend, President Donald Trump announced that — for the very first time in the 243 years since its founding,…
Trump Calls Putin and Wishes Him a Happy ‘Actual’ President’s Day
WASHINGTON, D.C. — All over the country, the nation’s schools are closed in recognition and celebration of President’s Day, and while the federal government…
Trump Nominates Putin to Replace James Mattis
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The threat of an impending shutdown of the U.S. government looming hasn’t stopped the Trump administration from seeking out candidates to…
Putin Wants to Compare Tapes With Omarosa
MOSCOW, RUSSIA — There is at least one person who runs the United States of America who is not all that upset with Omarosa…