Robert Mueller Assures Andrew McCabe His Office Door Is Always Open, ‘Just In Case’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Late Friday night, Attorney General Jeff Sessions fired Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe. The firing culminates weeks of animus directed toward…
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Robert Mueller Also Subpoenas Trump’s Accounts With Douche Bank
“All leads must be followed.”
Robert Mueller to Hand Deliver Criminal Charges to Trump Administration Inside Dildo
“This way, one way or another you can go fuck yourself.”
Nancy Pelosi Asks Bob Mueller to Swear Her In As Speaker of the House
WASHINGTON. D.C. — When she raises her right hand and is sworn in as the Speaker of the House for the 116th Congress of…
Mueller Pledges To Catch More Witches And Fewer Trump Associates From Now On
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued a statement promising President Donald Trump that his investigation will make a concerted effort to…
Hillary Clinton Offers To Testify Before Mueller For Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton showed up unplanned at the White House gate, asking to speak to…
Trump Asks President of Puerto Rico For Answers to Mueller’s Questions
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yet another bombshell has dropped on the Trump White House in relation to Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation, and could be…
Rudy Giuliani Mentions 9/11 More Than 5000 Times In Three Minutes While Discussing Mueller Investigation
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — It was recently announced that former New York City Mayor Rudolph “Rudy” Giuliani is joining the legal team representing President…
Mueller Sends Copy Of Comey’s Book To White House And Asks Trump For Inscription
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within The White House say that when President Trump received a package from Special Counsel Robert Mueller, addressed to the…
Trump Has Sons Barricade Oval Office Door In Case Mueller Pulls Into White House Driveway
“We’ll, umm, have Mexico pay for it or something. Later.”