WASHINGTON, D.C. — Late Friday night, Attorney General Jeff Sessions fired Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe. The firing culminates weeks of animus directed toward McCabe by President Donald Trump and his surrogates. In his statement […]
“All leads must be followed.” […]
“This way, one way or another you can go fuck yourself.” […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton showed up unplanned at the White House gate, asking to speak to President Donald Trump. Despite losing the 2016 presidential election to Trump […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yet another bombshell has dropped on the Trump White House in relation to Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation, and could be reasonably predicted, the president was not thrilled about it when he […]
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — It was recently announced that former New York City Mayor Rudolph “Rudy” Giuliani is joining the legal team representing President Donald Trump in regards to Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within The White House say that when President Trump received a package from Special Counsel Robert Mueller, addressed to the president specifically, he flew into a nervous fit. “What the shit […]
“We’ll, umm, have Mexico pay for it or something. Later.” […]
Special Counselor Robert Mueller’s grand jury has issued a blanket subpoena for a potentially very large group — pussies grabbed by Trump. […]
With FBI special counselor Robert Mueller breathing down his neck, former Trump campaign spox Paul Manafort may welcome gifts from anyone. […]
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