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Outgoing President Trump Mulling One More Popular Vote Loss in 2024

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Admitting it publicly will not and cannot change his fate, and within a little over a month's time, Donald John Trump...
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In PA: President Trump Makes Concise, Organized, Intellectual Case for His Second Term

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Editor's Note: Donald Trump did nothing like what the headline of this article implies. In fact, he gave a rambling, incoherent tirade that touched...
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Sources Confirm: President Trump Still Likes Russian Whore Piss And Wants To Fuck His Daughter

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President Trump still definitely loves Russian prostitute urine and totally wants to bang his daughter, according to sources close to him.
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President Trump Eliminates The Judicial Branch Via Executive Order

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You might think the country really needs its Judicial Branch, but if you do, you're probably a libtarded beta cuck male and should shut up.
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Sen. Lindsey Graham Told Judiciary Committee Exact Length He’ll Go To Defending President Trump

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Senate Judiciary Committee held a hearing today to discuss the findings of FBI Inspector General Michael Horowitz' expansive report on...
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Audio Leaks of Richard Spencer Dictating Speech for President Trump

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KNOTSY WOODS, VIRGINIA -- Leaked audio has emerged of devout white nationalist Richard Spencer, seemingly in the middle of a racist and anti semitic...
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President Trump Threatens to Sue ‘Any American’ That Doesn’t Vote to Re-Elect Him

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Not going to vote for Donald Trump? Consider yourself sued.
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Courier Hands Cohen Check Signed by President Trump Just Before Entering Capitol Building

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The collective political world is at a stand still, awaiting with great anticipation the public congressional testimony from Michael Cohen, President...
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President Trump Furious He Can’t Get Into Ivanka’s Pants

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An irate President Trump lashed out violently this morning, throwing a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke through a window in the...
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President Trump Outraged ‘Wrong’ National Anthem Was Played At Royal Wedding

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As President Donald Trump watched the royal wedding of Prince Henry Charles Albert David and Princess Meghan Markle, sources within the...
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