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Paul Ryan Researched How to Sneak Ambien Into Big Macs After Trump’s 2016 Victory

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According to newly published reports, Donald Trump's election in 2016 blindsided former Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-WI) so much that he researched...

Trump Demands Paul Ryan Institute Electoral College Rules For 2018 Midterm Results

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, having taken in the whole breadth and scope of the 2018 mid-term election results, has sent a "high...

Paul Ryan Not So Sure Collecting A Government Check Every Month For The Rest...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced this week that he will not seek re-election, and 2018 will be his final...

Paul Ryan Worried He’ll Never Get Laid Again Once He Quits Congress

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-Randian Dystopia) announced that he would finish out his current term in the...

Trump Says He’s Having A Hard Time Hearing Paul Ryan Criticize Steel Tariffs With...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today President Trump told reporters that he hasn't heard "a single word" of any criticism directed at him or his administration...

Paul Ryan Looks Forward To Life As Private Sector Misanthrope

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"People always think I just want to gut Social Security and end Medicare, and that's utterly and completely false."

Paul Ryan: “Just Kidding! I Love Debt And Deficits!”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When the Joint Committee on Taxation -- a non-partisan, official "scorekeeper" of the tax plans proposed in the Senate -- issued...

Richard Nixon Sends His Articles of Impeachment to Paul Ryan ‘To Save Some Time’

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Talks of impeachment may not be bubbling up on the GOP side of the aisle, but Dick Nixon thinks they should, and he's trying to speed the process up.

Paul Ryan Celebrates Obamacare Repeal By Ripping Chemotherapy IV Out of Pediatric Cancer Patients’...

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Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R) visited a hospital on Thursday to celebrate a legislative victory in a very peculiar way.