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Papa John’s New Slogan: “Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. No N-Words After 20 Months of...
"Congratulations, John, on entering the 21st century just a couple of decades too late!"
Papa John’s Unveils New “Deep Dish Deep State Pizza”
Flagging sales inspire a new "pizza" variety.
Former Papa John’s CEO Did 40 Days’ Worth of Coke in 30
GRAS RACISTE EN SUEUR RIVER VALLEY, KENTUCKY -- John Schnatter, founder and ousted CEO of pizza chain Papa John's, gave an interview to Bloated Asshole...
Hermain Cain and Ben Carson Are Buying Papa John’s and Renaming It “Uncle Toms”
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- Two former Republican presidential candidates -- Hermain Cain and Dr. Ben Carson -- are buying embattled pizza chain Papa John's and...
Richard Spencer Named Papa John’s New Chairman
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- In an attempt fill the vacancy left by outgoing chairman and company founder John Schnatter, pizza purveyor Papa John's has announced...
Papa John’s Promises Ousting John Schnatter As CEO Will Not Make Pizzas “Any Less...
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- The man who is the "Papa" of Papa John's pizza will no longer be the CEO of the company he started...
Papa John’s Briefly Considered Switching to “Less Diarrhea-tastic” Recipe Before Blaming Uppity Blacks for...
"We realized it was actually uppity black people peacefully protesting that was making our pizza taste like shit."
Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to First Name
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is no stranger to controversy, to put it lightly. His show isn't even new...
President Wants Pizza Delivery Driver Who Forgot His Cheese and Peppers Arrested for Treason
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The most powerful alleged billionaire and white collar criminal in the free world has been using the word "treason" more and...
New Poll: 99% of Humanity Wants Steve Irwin to Trade Places With PETA
This morning, the results of a new flash poll were released and executives on the board of PETA -- People for the Ethical Treatment...
