Trump’s 4th of July Military Parade Officially Sponsored by Summer’s Eve and North Korea
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This year, the Trump administration has requested a large parade on Independence Day, featuring various vehicles and armaments used by the…
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Trump Organization To Turn North Korean Summit Coins Into New Cryptocurrency “BitKKKoin”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite being scrubbed, for now, the highly-anticipated summit between U.S. President Donald Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un inspired…
Frustrated Sarah Palin Says White House Ignored Offer To Drive Released Prisoners Home From North Korea
TWUNTBERG, ALASKA — In the very early hours of the morning, President Donald Trump arrived at Andrews Air Force Base to welcome home three…
North Korea Sends Draft Peace Deal To Ambassador Dennis Rodman For Input
This morning the leaders of North and South Korea set the world abuzz thanks to their historic peace summit, now underway on the Korean…
In Speech to North Korea, Kim Jong-Un Calls Trump “Pocket Rocket Man”
Tensions between North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un and U.S. President Donald Trump are rising, with no sign of abating on the horizon.
Raving, Power Mad Lunatic Threatens Nuclear War, Also North Korea Makes Threats
The United Nations has started an emergency meeting of its security council as the drums of nuclear war pick up their pace.
In Most Brilliant, Magnanimous Move Ever, North Korea Bans Sarcasm Which Will TOTALLY Help Their Image
The dictator of North Korea makes a bold move.
MAGA Boy Outraged at How Uncivil AOC Was to Trump’s Gulag Guards
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins says he “100% hates” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and he doesn’t “care how hot…
Fox News Offers Time Slot Before Tucker Carlson to Kim Jong-Un
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Executives at Fox News have reportedly reached out to North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un and offered him the time…
Trump Orders ICE Guards Posted at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge attraction, it’s expected to help shatter attendance records. Reportedly, the new…