Trump Outraged Triple Crown Winner Justify Didn’t Have Hoof Over Heart During National Anthem
AIR FORCE ONE — History was made this weekend when Justify became just the 13th horse in history to win the Triple Crown, but…
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President Trump Outraged ‘Wrong’ National Anthem Was Played At Royal Wedding
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As President Donald Trump watched the royal wedding of Prince Henry Charles Albert David and Princess Meghan Markle, sources within the…
Tubetop Lahren Sees White Athlete Kneel During National Anthem, Head Literally Explodes
“Don’t they understand it’s only going to encourage these uppity urbans to do this more?”
“Respecting the National Anthem with Confused White Guy”
Everyone’s favorite befuddled Caucasian is here to discuss the proper ways to show respect for the National Anthem.
Spike In U.S. Searches for “Canadian National Anthem” Forces Google to Add More Servers
Donald Trump’s candidacy is having a ripple effect everywhere.
Man Who Fractured Kid’s Skull For ‘Disrespecting’ Anthem to Receive Presidential Medal of Nationalist Psychos
SHITDICK, MONTANA — A man who beat and fractured a 13-year-old boy’s skull because he said the child was “disrespecting” the flag during the…
Totally Not Racist President Really Glad NFL Anthem Policy Will Hold Black People To Completely Different Standard
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump told reporters from various right-wing news outlets today that he was “bigly pleased” to see the new pregame national…
Conservative Podcaster: “I Saw Roy Moore Hit On A 14 Year Old At A Football Game But At Least He Stood For The Anthem!”
“You gotta ask yourself what’s more disgusting — pedophiles, or unpatriotic pedophiles?”
Trump Supporter: America is Terrible and Kaepernick Should Honor America Because It’s Perfect
One conservative man’s outrage over Colin Kaepernick not standing for the National Anthem.
Trump: Meals on Wheels Cuts Will Cover Cost of Flying Pence Around Country Making a Show of Getting Offended by Constitution
Vice President Mike Pence will continue to fly around to NFL stadiums protesting protests of the national anthem during the national anthem.