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UPDATE: Mitch McConnell Still a Certifiably Racist, Wet-Eyed, Wattle-Necked Cuntsicle

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In our continuing endeavor to provide our readers with the most current, up to date news and events worthy of their...
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God Says He’s Getting a Lot of Prayers About Mitch McConnell Having a Stroke

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- The CEO of Holy Trinity Inc., one of the afterlife's premier eternal timeshare resorts, told heavenly reporters today that...
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Projections Show U.S. Could Fund Medicare For All For 400 Years Charging $1 To Punch Mitch McConnell In the Face

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A nonpartisan coalition of economists has published the findings of an intensive report they conducted, and have concluded that the United...
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Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today that he's "sick and tired of the Democrats treating President...
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Mitch McConnell Wonders If There Really Is A God If He Won’t Let Millions of People Lose Healthcare

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is in the middle of an epic existential crisis, feeling forsook by his lord and savior.
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Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids With Cancer

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream -- ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans.
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President Trump Asks Mitch McConnell To Change Senate Rules To Single Vote Threshold For Everything

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
After another harsh political defeat, Trump asks Mitch McConnell to change the Senate rules for him.
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Mitch McConnell Offers President Obama ‘Three-Fourths’ Compromise on SCOTUS Pick

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Mitch McConnell offers Obama a compromise on Scalia's replacement.
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Mitch McConnell Waiting Until Marco Rubio Shows Up to Praise His Work Ethic

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell wanted to praise Marco Rubio for his work ethic, but Rubio wasn't there yet.
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Mitch McConnell: Let’s Make Obama a Three Term President!

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Why does Mitch McConnell all of a sudden want a man who had hoped to limit to one term to have a THIRD term?!
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