Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell Wonders If There Really Is A God If He Won’t Let Millions of People Lose Healthcare

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is in the middle of an epic existential crisis, feeling forsook by his lord and savior.

Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids With Cancer

Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream — ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans.

President Trump Asks Mitch McConnell To Change Senate Rules To Single Vote Threshold For Everything

After another harsh political defeat, Trump asks Mitch McConnell to change the Senate rules for him.

Mitch McConnell Offers President Obama ‘Three-Fourths’ Compromise on SCOTUS Pick

Mitch McConnell offers Obama a compromise on Scalia’s replacement.

Mitch McConnell Waiting Until Marco Rubio Shows Up to Praise His Work Ethic

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell wanted to praise Marco Rubio for his work ethic, but Rubio wasn’t there yet.

Mitch McConnell: Let’s Make Obama a Three Term President!

Why does Mitch McConnell all of a sudden want a man who had hoped to limit to one term to have a THIRD term?!

Ted Cruz/Mitch McConnell Announce Plan to ‘F**k It Out’

Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell may not like each other, but will that doesn’t mean they can’t bury the hatchet in a very sexy way.

News Alarm: Mitch McConnell To Create New ‘Titty Committe’ With Female Chair

Will Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell be able to get his new mammary-related committee off the ground?

5 Things John Boehner and Mitch McConnell Will Do After They Shut Down the Government (VIDEO)

We took a look at a few of the things Mitch McConnell and Johnny Boehner will do once they shut it all down…again.

5 Things Mitch McConnell Will Do His First Day as Senate Majority Leader (VIDEO)

If ol’ Mitch becomes the Majority Leader in 2015, what will his first day be like? Watch and find out!