KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- The CEO of Holy Trinity Inc., one of the afterlife's premier eternal timeshare resorts, told heavenly reporters today that...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A nonpartisan coalition of economists has published the findings of an intensive report they conducted, and have concluded that the United...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today that he's "sick and tired of the Democrats treating President...