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Mike Pence: “I Will Not Testify, But Please Keep Waving Your Subpoenas In My...
While speaking to a convention of pro-life stay-at-home moms this weekend, former Vice President Mike Pence briefly discussed his decision to resist testifying to...
Mike Pence Returns Classified Docs and Hunter Biden’s Dick Pics to Proper Authorities
This morning, a courier hired by former Vice President High Priest Mike Pence delivered unmarked envelopes to two different locations. When asked about this...
Mike Pence ‘Disturbed and Outraged’ By How Turned On He Got Reading New Bisexual...
GILEAD, INDIANA -- Last week, DC Comics published an edition of "Superman" that garnered quite a bit of attention.
For the first time in the...
Mike Pence on Jan 6th: “The Former President Heard I Liked It Rough”
On January 6th, 2021 a pro-Trump mob stormed the capitol in an attempt to stop Congress from certifying Joe Biden as the next president....
Mike Pence Will Certify Biden’s Win, But Not Take Trump’s Dong Out of His...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This might the toughest spot Mike Pence has found himself in since he "accidentally" stumbled upon a late-night broadcast of the...
Mike Pence Plans to Leave D.C. and Move In Next Door to Trump’s Ass
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While most Americans have been keeping a close eye on outgoing President Donald Trump as he struggles to cope with losing...
Mike Pence Explains How Ripping Wombs Out of Immigrant Women is Pro-Life and Not...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning Vice President High Priest Michael Pence was asked to address shocking allegations that doctors in Georgia performed unrequested hysterectomies...
Mike Pence: “If You Close Your Eyes to Pray, The COVID Goes Away”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence told the American people today that if they pray with their eyes shut, the novel coronavirus will...
Mike Pence Grateful Trump Can’t Fire Him Now
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just before noon today, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly heaved the longest and loudest sigh of relief ever heard on the...
Mike Pence Asks Heaven If Jesus Could Join Coronavirus Response Team
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, the Executive Vice President of Trinity, Inc., held his weekly press conference before the Pearly Gates...
