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Mike Pence Asks Heaven If Jesus Could Join Coronavirus Response Team
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — Jesus Hubert Christ, the Executive Vice President of Trinity, ...
Mike Pence Went Looking for Coronavirus Videos But Accidentally Watched Pornhub for 12 Hours
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to the situation are reporting that Vice President High ...
Mike Pence Orders CDC to Quadruple Thought and Prayer Capacity to Combat Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As his first official act in the capacity of overseeing the ...
Taliban Spokesman Says They Weren’t Sure They Wanted to Hang Out With a ‘Religious Kook’ Like Mike Pence Anyway
AFGHANISTAN — A spokesterrorist for the Taliban announced today that his employers are “just ...
Thought of Boston Straight Pride Parade Gives Mike Pence Full-On Chubby
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Whether or not the city of Boston permits a “straight pride” ...
Olympics Opening Ceremony Gives Mike Pence Dangerous Levels Of Trouser Turgidity
PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA — White House officials are confirming at this hour that Vice ...
Flustered Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1817” On All His Checks And Social Policy Initiatives
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Mike Pence is like any other person in the ...
Shaken Mike Pence Seen Exiting Colts Game Wrapped in American Flag and Being Consoled by Bald Eagle
As Vice President Mike Pence was seen making his exit from yesterday's Colts game, ...
Mike Pence Demands Fox News Carry Bill O’Reilly’s Contract to Full-Term
Fox News is about to terminiate Bill O'Reilly from their airwaves, and that has ...
VP Mike Pence Wants Law Making It Illegal to Get an Erection Before Praying First
No man should get turgidity in his pants unless God says it's okay first. ...
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