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Mike Pence Asks Heaven If Jesus Could Join Coronavirus Response Team

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — Jesus Hubert Christ, the Executive Vice President of Trinity, ...

Thought of Boston Straight Pride Parade Gives Mike Pence Full-On Chubby

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Whether or not the city of Boston permits a “straight pride” ...

Olympics Opening Ceremony Gives Mike Pence Dangerous Levels Of Trouser Turgidity

PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA — White House officials are confirming at this hour that Vice ...