CAPE CANVERAL, FLORIDA — Lieutenant Commander Jesus Hubert Christ has officially checked in for his first day of duty in the newly minted joint “Religious…
“They aren’t going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity.”
If you’re a Christian Conservative, Jesus Christ wants to know how he’d be able to listen to you speak and know you’re a Christian.
Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream — ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans.
Don’t ask Jesus Christ about the religious freedom order Donald Trump just signed. Not unless you want a sarcastic reply.
While President Trump gave his speech to the NRA, Jesus “Hubert” Christ translated and read it to the young victims of the Sandy Hook Massacre.
God and his son Jesus “Hubert” are none too pleased with Americans calling themselves “Christian” and then taking things from the sick and poor.
God and Jesus just got a look at the details behind Donald Trump’s budget. They have some strongly stated opinions and concerns.
Just how Christian are American Christians? Apparently if you ask God or his son, the answer is, “Not effing very.” The more you know.
Jesus Christ does not mince words.
