Jesus Christ: “Dude, What The Fuck’s Up With The MyPillow Guy?”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — This week, Jesus Hubert Christ was overheard talking to his coworkers and colleagues in the heavenly break room while…
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Jesus Christ Has A Message For His Followers Who Vote For Trump: Fuck You
Jesus Christ does not mince words.
Lt. Commander Jesus Herbert Christ Reports For Duty On First Day on Trump’s Religious Freedom Space Task Force
CAPE CANVERAL, FLORIDA — Lieutenant Commander Jesus Hubert Christ has officially checked in for his first day of duty in the newly minted joint “Religious…
Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”
“They aren’t going to stop anything, least of which being a high-speed projectile fired at terminal velocity.”
Jesus Unsure Where Christian Conservatives’ Christianity Is
If you’re a Christian Conservative, Jesus Christ wants to know how he’d be able to listen to you speak and know you’re a Christian.
Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids With Cancer
Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream — ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans.
Asked About Trump’s “Religious Freedom” Order, Jesus Christ Does the Jack-Off Gesture
Don’t ask Jesus Christ about the religious freedom order Donald Trump just signed. Not unless you want a sarcastic reply.
Jesus Christ Reads Transcript of Trump’s NRA Speech to Children of Sandy Hook Massacre
While President Trump gave his speech to the NRA, Jesus “Hubert” Christ translated and read it to the young victims of the Sandy Hook Massacre.
God: Americans Who Support Taking 24 Million Poor People’s Health Coverage Away ‘Not Eligible’ For Christianity
God and his son Jesus “Hubert” are none too pleased with Americans calling themselves “Christian” and then taking things from the sick and poor.
God, Jesus Comment On Trump’s Budget: ‘Fuck That Un-Christian Pile Of Fucking Shit’
God and Jesus just got a look at the details behind Donald Trump’s budget. They have some strongly stated opinions and concerns.