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After TN Christian School Shooting, NRA Wants Armed Gods in the Classroom
By now, most Americans have realized that mass shooting events at schools are just a normal part of our shared culture. Otherwise, if the...
God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner
After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included references to "The Great Replacement...
DeSantis Accuses God of Being ‘Reverse Racist’ Because There Aren’t White People in the...
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) has not indicated one way or the other whether he intends to seek his party's presidential nomination in 2024,...
God Tells Pat Robertson to “Suit Up and Fight for Putin If He Wants...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This past weekend, fossilized human and retired televangelist Pat Robertson seemed to throw his support behind Russian President Vladimir...
Pat Robertson: God Will Warm Texas If He Stops Watching “Magic Mike” for Research...
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Living fossil and televangelist Pat Robertson often speaks to God about what's going in the United States. In particular, Robertson...
Man Sues God For Taking Betty White and Bob Saget When Trump Was ‘Still...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- 2022 is not quite two weeks old, and already a handful of famous, beloved celebrities have passed on --...
God Sends Venmo Request for $600,000 to Joel Osteen
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway, President and CEO of Holy Trinity, Inc., sent a Venmo request to Joel Osteen this morning,...
Can God Be Prosecuted for Miscarriages if the Supreme Court Throws Out Roe?
There's been awful lot of talk about abortion in America lately. Perhaps that's not a big shock, considering that six people who represent a...
God: “I Have No Fucking Clue Who This Mango Craycray Greene Is”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, House Democrats passed a bill that, if signed into law, would codify the right to an abortion, ahead of the...
Oh My God, I Just Shit My Pants and Now They Think Biden Stole...
If there's one thing in my life that I just don't have time for, it's any discussions of "stolen elections." Now, I should say...
