Trump Directs Michael Cohen To Pay Giuliani $130,000
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As President Donald Trump sees his legal battles heat up, word out of the White House is that he has reached…
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Rudy Giuliani Mentions 9/11 More Than 5000 Times In Three Minutes While Discussing Mueller Investigation
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — It was recently announced that former New York City Mayor Rudolph “Rudy” Giuliani is joining the legal team representing President…
Rudy Giuliani Says Darth Vader Should Be Commended for Hunting Down, Murdering Jedis
Rudy Giuliani believes in the rule of law so much he doesn’t care if officers break it.
Rudy Giuliani: ‘I’m Not a Racist. I’m a Pandering Asshole’
Rudy Giuliani says he he didn’t make racist comments; he was just pandering to other, IRL-racists.
Rudy: “Trump Always Tells the Truth Unless He’s Lying But Then He’s Telling The Truth Unless He’s Not In Which Case He Is or Is Not Lying”
9/11 TOWN, USA — During a radio interview on WKKK, Kentucky’s leading conservative talk radio station, President Donald Trump’s attorney attempted to explain to…
Hillary Clinton Offers To Testify Before Mueller For Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton showed up unplanned at the White House gate, asking to speak to…
Trump Investigating Constitutionality Of Post-Dated Self Pardons
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As legal turmoil and chaos swirl around the 45th President of the United States of America, sources within the White House…
Trump: It’s ‘Bigly Common Practice’ For Billionaires To Borrow $130k From Attorneys To Pay Off Porn Stars To Keep Quiet About Affairs That Never Happened
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last night, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani dumped fuel on the raging controversy and scandal embroiling President Donald Trump…
Scott Walker Sorry About (The Media Covering) His Dumb Comments
Don’t think Scott Walker doesn’t feel about his comments comparing ISIS to Wisconsin protesters. He is very sorry…that the media covered it.
Scott Walker ‘Not Even Sure Obama is Human’
Is there anything about Obama that Scott Walker is “sure” of?