MENSA Finds “Genius” Donald Trump’s Membership Card
ARLINGTON, TEXAS — The executive team of American MENSA, a long-running organization whose membership is comprised of geniuses, has released a statement following a…
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Donald Trump Jr. Plans To Invoke Attorney-Dumbfuck Privilege At Every Future Russia Hearing
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Yesterday, Donald Trump Jr., the president’s son spent hours getting interviewed by the House Intelligence Committee about his actions…
You’ve Never Met Donald Trump’s Girlfriend, Okay? She Doesn’t Go To School Here.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today President Trump continued his escalating war of words with TIME Magazine and also announced that he had a new girlfriend, but no one…
Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump
“Even I knew voting for Trump was a crap shoot and a half.”
Donald Trump Accidentally Finds Obama’s Confiscated Guns Stuffed Into White House Closet
President Trump accidentally found a cache of weapons taken from good, clean, ammo hoarding American patriots by Barack Obama.
Steve Bannon Invites Donald Trump Jr. On Fishing Trip For Just The Two Of Them
After a rough week in the headlines, Donald Trump Jr. gets to spend some quality time with the President of the United States of America on a boat.
Hillary Spotted in NYC, Circling Donald Trump Jr.’s Building & Shouting ‘But HIS Emails!’
As news broke of his own email problems, Hillary Clinton circled Donald Trump Jr.’s block to mock him over them.
President Trump Calls Donald Trump Jr. ‘Fake News’
After the latest bombshell report in The New York Times, the president wants to distance himself from Donald Trump Jr., his son.
Donald Trump Jr.: ‘I Didn’t Collude With Russians; I TRIED to Collude With Them’
If you ask Donald Trump Jr., he’ll tell you that trying to commit a crime and committing a crime are totally separate and unrelated incidents.
James Comey Sends Donald Trump His Memos and Case of Snapple Peach Mint Tea
Former FBI Director James Comey handed over copies of his now infamous memos and a special gift of Snapple peach mint tea.