Donald Trump ‘Deeply Honored’ By Local Klan Chapter’s Endorsement
Donald Trump picked up another endorsement this week.
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Literal Anus Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Infringement
An actual anal sphincter is planning to sue Donald Trump for biting his style.
Illinois Nazis Re-Endorse Donald Trump for President
Donald Trump racks up another endorsement.
Donald Trump Lists ‘F**king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution
Donald Trump has a very short, not so sweet list of New Year’s resolutions.
Individual-1 Sent Urgent Message To David Dennison, John Barron, Donald Trump, and President of Puerto Rico
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities are reporting that within the last several hours Individual-1 — the person who FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation believes…
MENSA Finds “Genius” Donald Trump’s Membership Card
ARLINGTON, TEXAS — The executive team of American MENSA, a long-running organization whose membership is comprised of geniuses, has released a statement following a…
Donald Trump Jr. Plans To Invoke Attorney-Dumbfuck Privilege At Every Future Russia Hearing
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Yesterday, Donald Trump Jr., the president’s son spent hours getting interviewed by the House Intelligence Committee about his actions…
You’ve Never Met Donald Trump’s Girlfriend, Okay? She Doesn’t Go To School Here.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today President Trump continued his escalating war of words with TIME Magazine and also announced that he had a new girlfriend, but no one…
Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump
“Even I knew voting for Trump was a crap shoot and a half.”
Donald Trump Accidentally Finds Obama’s Confiscated Guns Stuffed Into White House Closet
President Trump accidentally found a cache of weapons taken from good, clean, ammo hoarding American patriots by Barack Obama.