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Donald Trump Has Been Reinstated as President. Of the Mar-A-Lago Buffet Line.

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Finally, after almost two years of waiting, it happened. His wishes came true. The truth came out. He has been vindicated. Donald Trump is...
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New Petition Asks Jeff Bezos to Take Donald Trump and Ted Cruz into Space With Him

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Jeff Bezos, founder and CEO of Amazon, announced recently that he plans to be on the first ship built by Blue Origin -- a...
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McEnany: “Donald Trump Has More Than Enough Stamina to Lose the Popular Vote a Third Time”

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It's one of the most burning questions, and the answer likely won't come for at least another year or more, but that hasn't stopped...
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Read Donald Trump’s Full Statement on the New York AG’s Criminal Investigation of His Family

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While he can't post it on Twitter himself, former President Donald John "Tiny Hands" Trump has responded to news that broke late last night....
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Chanel Rion, Sean Hannity, Ted Cruz Argue Over What Exactly Donald Trump’s Taint Tastes Like

James Schlarmann - 0
It got ugly, it got heated, and sixteen hours later, three of President Donald Trump's most loyal sycophants were not any closer to settling...
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Donald Trump Still Doesn’t Love Donald Trump Jr.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald Trump's son, his namesake at that, delivered a passionate speech to the American people, beseeching them to...
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ISIS Trying to Recruit “Top American Killer” President Donald Trump

James Schlarmann - 0
When America was attacked on September 11th, 2001, planes were hijacked and flown into the World Trade Center in New York, as well as...
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This Cat Is ‘Pretty Sure’ He’d Be a Better President Than Donald Trump

James Schlarmann - 0
Can this cat be a better president than Donald Trump?
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GoFundMe Established to Pay Legal Fees for “Anyone Who Pisses in Donald Trump’s Face”

James Schlarmann - 0
A crowdfund has been set up with a special, Trump-specific mission in mind.
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Groundbreaking Scientific Study Could Mean Donald Trump Jr Bigger Piece of Shit Than His Father

James Schlarmann - 0
BOCA DE MIERDA, FLORIDA -- Last week, the National Council for Researching and Looking Into Stuff released the findings from a new report that...
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