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The Only Result I Got From Trying Tucker’s Teste Treatment Is My Balls Look Like Donald Trump

For most of my life, I have taken the advice of trusted medical professionals without much second thought. After the events of this week,...

Donald Trump Has Been Reinstated as President. Of the Mar-A-Lago Buffet Line.

Finally, after almost two years of waiting, it happened. His wishes came true. The truth came out. He has been vindicated. Donald Trump is...

Man Kicked Off Truth Social for Posting The Sky is Blue and Donald Trump Lost the 2020 Election

https://youtu.be/PXuWdhvzGx8 Donald Trump's new social media venture officially launched this week with less than stellar performance results. While Truth Social was a top download in...

The RNC and Donald Trump’s Dong Have Censured Kinzinger and Cheney

Standing on one's principles can be a tricky proposition for anyone, but for politicians it can be downright career ending. Politicians belonging to a...

Can Donald Trump Legally Hire Al Capone’s Lawyer to Defend Him?

Most former presidents metaphorically ride off into the sunset and spend the rest of their lives devoted to one pet cause or another. Jimmy...

BOMBSHELL: Donald Trump Tested Positive for Stupidity Hours Before 2020 Debate

In a newly published excerpt from his upcoming memoir from the time he served in the White House, Mark Meadows reveals what can only...

Donald Trump Wins Not Just One, But Two Nobel Prizes

OSLO, NORWAY -- It finally happened. This morning, after years of openly campaigning for one, former one term, twice forever impeached President Donald Trump has...

Dead Heat in “Dumbest Donald Trump in the World” Competition

FARTS-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- An annual competition to find the world's dumbest man named "Donald Trump" is a statistical tie at this point. Each...

Highly Anticipated Durham Report Concludes Joe Biden is Still Donald Trump’s President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For more than a year, pro-MAGA Americans have been on pins and needles awaiting its arrival. Now, finally, Inspector General John...

Greene Vows to ‘Destroy’ Tech Companies That Hand Over Records By Making Donald Trump Their CEO

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Congressional Republicans once more found themselves worked into a lather over the failed insurrection of January 6th. That day,...