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New Petition Asks Jeff Bezos to Take Donald Trump and Ted Cruz into Space With Him

Jeff Bezos, founder and CEO of Amazon, announced recently that he plans to be on the first ship built by Blue Origin -- a company he owns -- that is sent into space. As reported by CNN, Bezos is one...

McEnany: “Donald Trump Has More Than Enough Stamina to Lose the Popular Vote a Third Time”

It's one of the most burning questions, and the answer likely won't come for at least another year or more, but that hasn't stopped the media from speculating about it. Will Donald Trump lose the popular vote one more...

Read Donald Trump’s Full Statement on the New York AG’s Criminal Investigation of His Family

While he can't post it on Twitter himself, former President Donald John "Tiny Hands" Trump has responded to news that broke late last night. New York Attorney General Letitia James announced that her office had transitioned its investigation into...

Chanel Rion, Sean Hannity, Ted Cruz Argue Over What Exactly Donald Trump’s Taint Tastes Like

It got ugly, it got heated, and sixteen hours later, three of President Donald Trump's most loyal sycophants were not any closer to settling the debate. Now, as each participant heads home for the day, exhausted and hoarse, millions...

Donald Trump Still Doesn’t Love Donald Trump Jr.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald Trump's son, his namesake at that, delivered a passionate speech to the American people, beseeching them to give his father one more term in the Oval Office. MORE: Cocaine to Officially Sponsor The...

ISIS Trying to Recruit “Top American Killer” President Donald Trump

When America was attacked on September 11th, 2001, planes were hijacked and flown into the World Trade Center in New York, as well as into the Pentagon. The Al Qaeda linked hijackers also took over a plane that was...

This Cat Is ‘Pretty Sure’ He’d Be a Better President Than Donald Trump

Can this cat be a better president than Donald Trump?

GoFundMe Established to Pay Legal Fees for “Anyone Who Pisses in Donald Trump’s Face”

A crowdfund has been set up with a special, Trump-specific mission in mind.

Groundbreaking Scientific Study Could Mean Donald Trump Jr Bigger Piece of Shit Than His Father

BOCA DE MIERDA, FLORIDA -- Last week, the National Council for Researching and Looking Into Stuff released the findings from a new report that threatens to shake the country up, and perhaps could have political implications. Dr. Benson Hornaydieux,...

Donald Trump ‘Deeply Honored’ By Local Klan Chapter’s Endorsement

Donald Trump picked up another endorsement this week.
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DeSantis Offers $5,000 to Any Cop With COVID That Makes Out With Him

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- The Governor of Florida is bound and determined to get police officers unvaccinated against COVID-19 to...
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