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WDC Launching ‘Disney-‘ Streaming Service for Customers With Trump Level IQs

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- At this point, a couple of months since its launch, the streaming service Disney+ simply must be considered a rousing success....

Walt Disney’s Frozen Head Yells At John Lassiter For Not Promoting PewDiePie

When Disney severed ties with YouTube star PewDiePie this week, its decapitated, cryogenically frozen founder was none too pleased.

Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to First Name

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is no stranger to controversy, to put it lightly. His show isn't even new...

Pat Robertson: “You Will Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus”

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning for Christians who also consider themselves fans of the Star Wars franchise not to invest...

Pat Robertson Blames Coronavirus on 2015 Supreme Court Gay Marriage Decision

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- The United States Supreme Court ruled in favor of marriage equality almost five years ago, and it's taken that long...

Illinois Nazis Re-Endorse Donald Trump for President

Donald Trump racks up another endorsement.

Which Barnyard Animal Does Devin Nunes NOT Fuck?

Recently, Satirical Facts published a piece entitled "Can We Bait Goat Fucker Devin Nunes Into Suing Us, Too?" In the interest of transparency and full disclosure,...

NRA to Open Virginia “Gun Land” Amusement Park for Kids

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- The National Rifle Association announced plans this week to build a new, gun-themed amusement park aimed at kids called "Gun Land." Gun...

Trump Orders ICE Guards Posted at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge attraction, it's expected to help shatter attendance records. Reportedly, the new...

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