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On 9/11, Trump Pauses to Honor the Loss of 1.5% of Those Lost to Coronavirus

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump acknowledged a great American tragedy that resulted in the loss of a staggering amount of life, but...
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Hannity, Ingraham, Bongino, Hitler Support Feds’ Crackdown on Peaceful Portland Protesters

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In a year already filled with drama and tumult, it seems that 2020 isn't quite done with head-scratching, eye-popping, eyebrow-raising headlines. MORE: Trump Orders EPA...
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Outgoing DHS Secretary Nielsen Making One Last Run to Petco for Dog/Migrant Child Crates

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen announced she was leaving the Trump administration. Secretary Nielsen took to...
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DHS Seeks Deal With PETCO To Provide Crates For Immigrant Child Detention Centers

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that the Department of Homeland Security wants to purchase 100,000 dog crates of various sizes from...
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ICE Agents Arrest, Move To Deport Anchor Fetus

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Federal agents in California have arrested and will now move to deport the youngest undocumented life form in U.S. history.
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Trump Asks Flynn To Help Him Translate Inaugural Address Into Russian

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Donald Trump needs a little special help preparing a draft of his inaugural address for a very special friend over in Russia.
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Trump Voter On Delta Flight Explains Freedom Of Speech Doesn’t Cover Arabic

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell says he was on a flight recently that garnered some national buzz. This week, the story of a man...
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BREAKING: Multiple Explosions In U.S. Observed After FBI Recommends No Charges For Clinton

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Department of Homeland Security is confirming at time of publication that several million tiny, tiny explosions have taken place all...
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John Boehner: “Wasting Time and Money Is The New ‘Leadership'”

Humor/Satire James Schlarmann - 0
Speaker John Boehner will never admit defeat, because Republicans have their own definitions of winning and losing.
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