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Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump Jr. Teaming Up to Start Chronic Jizz Face Charity
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This week on his podcast, Fox News host Tucker Carlson made a grave and serious announcement, followed by another...
Donald Trump Jr. To Have Breakthrough Plastic Surgery For His ‘Chronic Jizz Face’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's son will be undergoing a radical, experimental new plastic surgery procedure, and the hope is that when...
Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’
The hope is that when it's completed his face will look "a lot less like someone just jizzed in it without his permission."
Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’
Donald Trump Jr has a rare but horrifying condition that he has reportedly agreed to undergo a new plastic surgery procedure to remedy.
Sanctions Force Putin to Cancel Trump Family’s Quarterly Bonuses
When Russian President Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine last week, it's difficult to know if he understood the quickness and severity with which the west...
Don Jr Says The Current President Calls Him Just as Much as the Previous...
LAGO MIERDO, FLORIDA -- Donald Trump Jr told OAN in an interview this week that he's fielding just as many calls from the current...
Don Jr. Will Definitely NOT Be Boycotting Coke
LAKE STUPID, FLORIDA -- Claiming it would be "like Samson getting his hair cut," Donald Trump Jr. told OAN viewers this morning that he...
A List of The Totally Innocent Offspring Who Might Get a Trump Pardon
Presidential pardons are quite powerful. If there's a federal law or statute, and you happen to break it, a presidential pardon is all you...
Coronavirus Placed on 24-Hour Suicide Watch
Authorities are telling us that the novel coronavirus, known globally as "Covid-19," has been put on a constant, 24-hour suicide watch over the last...
Donald Trump Still Doesn’t Love Donald Trump Jr.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald Trump's son, his namesake at that, delivered a passionate speech to the American people, beseeching them to...
