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Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’
Donald Trump Jr has a rare but horrifying condition that he has reportedly agreed ...
Mexico Offers to Pay to Remove Trump’s White House Wall
DELAWARE — The Joe Biden presidential campaign received a letter from the Federal Government ...
FDA Warns of Newly Discovered Hydroxychloroquine Side-Effect: Permanent Butthole Mouth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though it’s unclear whether it’s true or not, this week President ...
Spoiled Little Rich Bitch Takes Daddy’s Silver Spoon Out of His Mouth to Accuse Others of Nepotism
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — A spoiled little rich bitch, who also happens to ...
Hawley: “The Democrats Are Really Terrified We’re Going to Impeach Hunter Biden”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — For Freshman Senator Josh Hawley’s (R-MO), Rep. Adam Schiff and the ...
Kimberly Guilfoyle: “Fox News Prepared Me Perfectly To Be Surrounded By Dicks No One Wants To See”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Kim Guilfoyle used to be one of Fox News’ ...
Trump Asks Putin If He Should Send James Comey an Edible Arrangement
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the White House, President Donald J. Trump ...
Kushner Blames Lack of Russian Translation for Omissions on Security Forms
American security forms are all in English, and Jared Kushner says that is at ...
Donald Trump Jr.: ‘I Didn’t Collude With Russians; I TRIED to Collude With Them’
If you ask Donald Trump Jr., he'll tell you that trying to commit a ...
Everyone Wants to Know: Who Is Deep Covfefe, and Are They The Leak Within The Trump Administration?
The leaker known as Deep Covfefe must come from the Trump Administration's inner sanctum. ...
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