Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’
Donald Trump Jr has a rare but horrifying condition that he has reportedly agreed to undergo a new plastic surgery procedure to remedy.
Chronic Jizz Face
Kimberly Guilfoyle: “Fox News Prepared Me Perfectly To Be Surrounded By Dicks No One Wants To See”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Kim Guilfoyle used to be one of Fox News’ hottest commodities; these days however, she’s locked in a bitter…
Trump Asks Putin If He Should Send James Comey an Edible Arrangement
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the White House, President Donald J. Trump has reached out to his boss and asked for guidance…
Kushner Blames Lack of Russian Translation for Omissions on Security Forms
American security forms are all in English, and Jared Kushner says that is at least partially to blame for his glaring omissions from them.
Donald Trump Jr.: ‘I Didn’t Collude With Russians; I TRIED to Collude With Them’
If you ask Donald Trump Jr., he’ll tell you that trying to commit a crime and committing a crime are totally separate and unrelated incidents.
Everyone Wants to Know: Who Is Deep Covfefe, and Are They The Leak Within The Trump Administration?
The leaker known as Deep Covfefe must come from the Trump Administration’s inner sanctum. But who is it?
Trump Signs Declaration Congratulating His Son Eric For Pooping In the Potty Like a Big Boy
Eric Trump may be a liability to his father, but now that he’s figured out how to go to the potty like a big boy, he’s a little less of one.
Donald Trump Really Happy President Donald Trump Wants to Slash His Taxes, Give Him Millions of Dollars
When Donald Trump saw the details of President Donald Trump’s tax plan, he got wet with anticipation of all that sweet moola.
Attorney General Sessions Agrees to Update His Anti-Marijuana Rhetoric Four Decades to the 1970s
Attorney General Jeff Sessions is trying to bring a little modernity into his anti-marijuana language and positions. Will it work?