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Bill O’Reilly Sued For Sexual Harassment By His Vacuum Cleaner

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SOUFFLER DUR, NEW YORK -- When the year started, Bill O'Reilly was still the King of Fox News. His show, The O'Reilly Factor, which...
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God Issues Apology to Bill O’Reilly For ‘Showing Humanity What a Scumbag Sexual Predator’ He Is

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"Yeah, I'm just absolutely wounded on behalf of Bill for this."
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Friend of Las Vegas Shooting Victim Calls Bill O’Reilly The ‘Price of Not Being Allowed To Punch Douchebags In The Dick”

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Former Fox News host and current sexual predator Bill O'Reilly says that mass shootings are "the price of freedom," and this guy calls BS.
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Bill O’Reilly Sends Commiserative Dick Pic to Eric Bolling, In Solidarity

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Suspended Fox News host Eric Bolling got an unexpected bit of support from Bill O'Reilly, a former colleague and fellow sexual predator.
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President Trump Wants Bill O’Reilly to Lead the FBI

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The Trump administration is on the lookout for a new FBI director, and one of the president's closest allies just might be the one to get the job.
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Jesse Watters Tells Fox News Audience Bill O’Reilly Left Him ‘Big Shoes to Fill and Huge Boobs to Grope’

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Following in his mentor's footsteps is proving to be kind of difficult for the newest Fox News star, Jesse Watters. Sad. So sad.
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President Trump Asks Bill O’Reilly to Become His New Head of Female Outreach

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President Trump has reportedly reached out to former Fox News host Bill O'Reilly to see if he'd be willing to reach out to same ladies for him.
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Bill O’Reilly Seen Filling Out Employment Application at Hooters

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Former Fox News icon Bill O'Reilly is in desperate need of a new gig, and might be looking in some surprising places for it.
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Mike Pence Demands Fox News Carry Bill O’Reilly’s Contract to Full-Term

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Fox News is about to terminiate Bill O'Reilly from their airwaves, and that has Vice President Mike Pence in a hot, foamy lather.
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Fox News Hires Bill Cosby to Co-Host New Women’s Issues Show With Bill O’Reilly

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Does Fox News host and serial sexual harasser Bill O'Reilly have a new broadcast partner in television veteran Bill Cosby?
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