5 Ways Darren Wilson Resigning In No Way Smells Like Collusion (VIDEO)

When news broke before the Ferguson, Missouri grand jury was going to pass on indicting him that Darren Wilson was in talks to resign from the Ferguson PD, it was certainly worth an eyebrow raise or two, wasn’t it? So when indeed the grand jury decided to look past the numerous holes in Wilson’s testimony and let him go for now, it was not a shock that Officer Wilson wound-up leaving the force. But hey! Don’t let the fact that the prosecuting attorneys in this case put all their efforts into not securing an indictment piss you off!

Just because it sure as hell looks like this was the plan on the part of the police and the prosecutors all along, we’re sure there was no collusion whatsoever. And here’s some things that back this idea up…sort of…kinda…well, not really, but still.

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