5 Things You’ll Fail At If You Only Do Them 39% (VIDEO)

Voter turnout was only 39% in the 2014 midterm. But don’t feel bad, America, you’ll fail at these OTHER, less consequential things at that rate too.
httpv://youtu.be/dSRXG6mdS-Q

James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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