5 Things The Republicans Will Be Talking About Instead of The Amazing November Jobs Numbers (VIDEO)

The November 2014 unemployment and job creation numbers released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics this past week pretty much bolster the Obama administration’s claims to have not only righted the country’s economic ship, but to have also overseen a sluggish but verifiable period of growth the likes of which we haven’t seen in quite some time. We of course believe the Republicans will treat the news with some incredible disdain, as hitting unemployment numbers near or below pre-crash levels completely exposes their claims that Obamacare is a jobs killer for a bit of a dog and pony show argument after all.

So while they craft their talking points, what will the Republicans talk about instead? Here’s what we came up with. Check it out, below.

httpv://youtu.be/Dqsl-gvyuCc

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