5 Things Obama Will Do Instead of Deliver His State of the Union Speech Next Month (VIDEO)

The Republicans are threatening to keep Obama from making his State of the Union address next month. But maybe the president can find other things to occupy his time instead? We here at The Political Garbage Chute sat down at a large, round table and put pen to paper/used our many digital devices that have more computer power than Adolf Hitler could have ever dreamed to have commanded at his fingertips in his efforts to wipe out anyone  who opposed his march toward total world domination.



Oh yeah, check out this video we made about what Obama would do if he didn’t have to make a State of the Union speech next month.


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