5 Things Dubya Has Predicted in His Career as a Fortune Teller (VIDEO)

As anyone who has studied history even in the slightest will attest, former President George W. Bush was given the tremendous gift of foresight. Indeed, is there any other president in history who is more well-known for his ability to fully analyze and grasp the full breadth of any issue before acting? That gift of tremendous insight and intellect came from a little-publicized metaphysical gift he had for predicting the future. That gift is what led his closest friends and advisers to calling him, “The Great Dubya.”

The Great Dubya has recently predicted that his brother Jeb will beat Hillary Clinton if the two run for president against each other in 2016. We put together some of his other famous predictions.

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