39% voter turnout is embarrassing, but there are some things we Americans do better than directly choose our leaders.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fm6U8SqXI&feature=youtu.be
5 Things Americans Do Better Than Voting On the People Who Run Their Country (VIDEO)
James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions.
James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts
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