Videos Updated: October 24, 2014 5 Republican Pick Up Lines By James Schlarmann October 24, 2014 325 0 Share FacebookTwitterPinterestVKWhatsApp Are you a Republican looking to make time with a lady folk? Try one of these patented pick-up lines! httpv://youtu.be/oJko-mKWui8 Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Related Tagspolitical humorpolitical satireRepublicans James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmboComedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content. More Articles Like This “Reverend Bill Millen – Televangelist for Trump” Videos James Schlarmann - January 13, 2017 “5 Reasons The Religious Right Loves Donald Trump” Videos James Schlarmann - January 6, 2017 “Donald Trump’s Supreme Court Shortlist” Videos James Schlarmann - December 31, 2016 “Donald Trump’s 2017 New Year’s Resolutions” Videos James Schlarmann - December 29, 2016