Videos 5 Reasons Rand Paul Will Totally Be President One Day (VIDEO) By James Schlarmann November 21, 2014 375 0 Share FacebookTwitterPinterestVKWhatsApp Here are 5 reasons Randy might as well start practicing the oath of office right now. httpv://youtu.be/1qwWC21k4oI Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Related Tags2015 presidential electionNSAPresidential ElectionRand PaulRepublican nominationRepublican Partyspying James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmboComedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content. More Articles Like This “Reverend Bill Millen – Televangelist for Trump” Videos James Schlarmann - January 13, 2017 “5 Reasons The Religious Right Loves Donald Trump” Videos James Schlarmann - January 6, 2017 “Donald Trump’s Supreme Court Shortlist” Videos James Schlarmann - December 31, 2016 “Donald Trump’s 2017 New Year’s Resolutions” Videos James Schlarmann - December 29, 2016