5 Political Predictions for 2015 (VIDEO)

Have you ever noticed that every political pundit seems to trot out their predictions for the coming year every January? While we here at the Chute believe that no one has the gift of clairvoyance, it doesn’t seem to stop a lot of other flapping faces from pretending that they do. We’re not ones to be left out of a trend (we look amazing in jeggings, thank you). So we decided to get our balls out and see if their crystal composition allows us to peer into the future and predict just what will happen in the world of politics this year, 2015.
Enjoy the video below:

httpv://youtu.be/61-6NC1ZYEs

James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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