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5 Lesser Known Fun Facts from the CIA Torture Report (VIDEO)

By James Schlarmann
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Sure, you’ve heard about the forced raping and feeding of food through the same tubes the rapes were being performed with. You’ve heard of people being left on floors so cold they die of hypothermia. Boy oh boy is that Senate CIA Torture report a real doozy! But have you heard some of the lesser known details buried in the report?

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James Schlarmannhttp://www.facebook.com/JamboSchlarmbo
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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