Monthly Archives: May, 2023

I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about this topic ten years ago, that's for certain. Recently, though, my state's governor signed a bill that rolls back child...

Jesus: “Silencing Transgender People Isn’t Christian, It’s Cunty”

"I specifically told people to stop being judgmental little twatwaffles to everyone." In Montana, elected Republicans have effectively thrown transgender Democrat Zoey Zephyr out of the seat her constituents elected her to fill. While her critics say Zephyr was booted...

A Complete List of All the 2024 Presidential Candidates Currently on Trial for Rape

In New York City, a former President of the United States is being sued over an allegation that he raped a woman years ago while he was till living and pretending to work in the Big Apple. While it is...

Greene and Boebert Blast Cinco De Mayo as ‘Reverse Racist’

"...it's very rude and disrespectful, the whole holiday. You can see it in the name. Sink-o the Mayos." The first and second least intelligent Republican congressional representatives held a joint press conference today and condemned any American who celebrates Cinco...

Disney Exec: Company Has Years of Meaningful Experience Dealing With Grumpy Dwarfs

During an investor conference call last week, Disney executives were confident that their company will prevail against Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. Mr. DeSantis aggressively targeted Disney, who happens to be his state's largest single site employer, because they publicly disagreed...

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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...