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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Trump Boys Ask Lawyers if Daddy Can Just Be “Out-dicted”

Sources close to the situation have reported to various media outlets that former President...
Business

I Don’t Need Bud Light No More Cuz Trump’s Piss is Just as Good

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and commentator Dustin Pewpsin. The views...
Criminal Justice

Greene Waiting for Trump’s Signal to Spring Him From Jail Using Secret Space Laser

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is probably former President Donald Trump's biggest cheerleader who...
Criminal Justice

Is Donald Trump Going to Cry About It?

Yesterday was not a good day for former, one term, twice forever impeached and...
Criminal Justice

DeSantis Bars Students from Learning About Trump’s Arrest or Indictment

Today, former President Donald J. Trump was arrested and arraigned on 34 felony charges...
History

A Complete List of Every Unindicted President of the United States

Today is quite a historic day. For the first time in our nation's history,...
Criminal Justice

Trump Demands Change of Venue to Sewage Plant So He Faces Jury of His Peers

Former President Donald J. Trump never made any bones about it: he wanted to...
Criminal Justice

Don Jr. Promises Father He’ll Be Man Of the House and Lust After Ivanka While He’s In Jail

This week, Donald J. Trump's life will be forever changed. For the first time...
Criminal Justice

FBI Issues Warning That Domestic Terrorists Plan to Protest Trump’s Arrest

The Federal Bureau of Investigations has issued a warning to law enforcement agencies throughout...
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Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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