Monthly Archives: February, 2023

I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....

Disney World Adds 300% ‘Christofascist Dystopia’ Fee to All Park Admission Prices

This week, Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) finished his hostile takeover of the Reedy Creek...

Scott Adams Can Still Run His “Dilbert” Comics on the Back of KKK Pamphlets

Cartoonist Scott Adams' "Dilbert" comic strip has been pulled from several major publications recently...

Hey Libs, The DOE Has “Low Confidence” in a COVID Lab Leak, So Our Racism is Justified

The following editorial was submitted to our editorial staff by right-wing podcaster and commentator...

Sorry Libs. In Real America We Teach The Three R’s: Reagan, Religion, Re-Electing Trump

The following editorial was submitted by right-wing commentator and "school choice advocate" Dustin Pewpsin....

Tennessee Republicans Declare All Children’s Genitals State Property

A new bill just passed both chambers of the Tennessee state legislature and is...

DeSantis Slams NYC’s Lack of Meth-Fueled Nazis Harassing School Teachers

"...there's a governor in this country who understands and appreciates the value of Jesus...

George Santos: “I Never Would Have Invented Locomotives if I Knew Biden Would Let Them Crash!”

Rep. George Santos (Q-NY) told reporters today that he has "many, many, many regrets"...

My Kids and I Are Breathing Toxic Soup and It’s Your Fault. But Thanks for the Branded Water?

The following was sent to our editorial board from Clark Sparkler, a lifelong resident...

Should We Do Civil War II Because a Horse Faced Lady Doesn’t Like How the First One Went?

I will be the first to admit that I don't know everything. In fact,...

Jesus Thinks “Creepy Weirdo” Matt Walsh Should Focus on Own His Junk

Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Daily Caller commentator Matt Walsh's work....

Biden Tells Trump He’ll Race Him Upstairs to See Who Takes Cognitive Test First

The one thing it seems every Americans knows they need most isn't food, clothing,...

Economic Models Project Which Red States Become Third World Countries After National Divorce

Horse faced cave troll and Congresswoman Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) shocked many outside...

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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....

I’m So Grateful Elon Rescued Twitter from Overly Political Owners So He Can Help Trump Win!

The following editorial was written and submitted by Dustin Pewpsin, a Republican strategist working...

I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way

The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...