Monthly Archives: February, 2023

DeSantis Vows to Force Disney to Turn Aladdin’s Genie White

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) knows what Americans, not just Floridians, want and need from their elected leadership: picking fights with private sector entertainment companies. At least, that's the argument that DeSantis and his staff of jolly fascists and...

In Dominion Testimony, Rupert Murdoch Admitted He Knew Tucker Carlson Fucks Sheep

"...but obviously only the white ones." - Rupert Murdoch, referring to Tucker Carlson during testimony in the Dominion defamation lawsuit. Much of the Internet was abuzz yesterday when it was revealed through public reporting that Rupert Murdoch testified in the...

Disney World Adds 300% ‘Christofascist Dystopia’ Fee to All Park Admission Prices

This week, Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) finished his hostile takeover of the Reedy Creek Improvement District, which was established decades ago by lawmakers and the Walt Disney Company. Over the years, Florida and Disney have mutually benefitted from allowing the...

Scott Adams Can Still Run His “Dilbert” Comics on the Back of KKK Pamphlets

Cartoonist Scott Adams' "Dilbert" comic strip has been pulled from several major publications recently after the illustrator made public racist remarks. On Twitter, Adams used the results of an opinion poll to extrapolate that all African Americans are part...

Hey Libs, The DOE Has “Low Confidence” in a COVID Lab Leak, So Our Racism is Justified

The following editorial was submitted to our editorial staff by right-wing podcaster and commentator Dustin Pewpsin. The views and opinions expressed in this piece are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily those of this outlet. Well, well, well...lookie...

Sorry Libs. In Real America We Teach The Three R’s: Reagan, Religion, Re-Electing Trump

The following editorial was submitted by right-wing commentator and "school choice advocate" Dustin Pewpsin. The thoughts and opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily those of this outlet. Sometimes I wonder if liberals and conservatives/fascists...

Tennessee Republicans Declare All Children’s Genitals State Property

A new bill just passed both chambers of the Tennessee state legislature and is headed to the governor's desk. Once signed into law, all children's genitals will be state property, and a new taxpayer funded agency will enforce a...

DeSantis Slams NYC’s Lack of Meth-Fueled Nazis Harassing School Teachers

"...there's a governor in this country who understands and appreciates the value of Jesus Freak neo-Nazis bullying and intimidating people." - Gov. Ron DeSantis Ron DeSantis is the Governor of Florida. Despite the fact that his job duties take place...

George Santos: “I Never Would Have Invented Locomotives if I Knew Biden Would Let Them Crash!”

Rep. George Santos (Q-NY) told reporters today that he has "many, many, many regrets" in his life, but one of his biggest is that he invented the locomotive engine. "You gotta understand, though," Santos said half-jokingly, "this was the early...

My Kids and I Are Breathing Toxic Soup and It’s Your Fault. But Thanks for the Branded Water?

The following was sent to our editorial board from Clark Sparkler, a lifelong resident of East Palestine, Ohio. Mr. Sparkler reports that he was in attendance yesterday when former, twice-impeached President Donald J. Trump held a campaign rally in...

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DeSantis Bans Depictions of Nude Baby Jesus in Florida

Just hours after a Tallahassee school principal was fired because parents complained their children were exposed to one of...