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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Conservative Media

Cruz: “Does Joe Biden Really Plan to Go Four Years Not Rage Tweeting About Cable News Ratings?”

An angry Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) took to the Senate floor today and blasted...
Business

Don Jr and Eric Are Learning to Count So They Can Take Over as Trump Org’s Accountants

Since he left office in January of last year, Donald Trump's business has been...
Religion

After a Rough First Year, Satan Says He’s Adjusting to Living So Close to Rush Limbaugh

https://youtu.be/TiTMKhp5u9s One year ago, a man moved into the permanent residents' area of Hell, one...
Criminal Justice

Biden Gave January 6th Committee Thousands of Nude Images of Ivanka Left Behind By Trump

This week, President Joe Biden denied his predecessor's request to extend executive privilege over...
Sports

DeSantis Bans Talking About Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show in the Classroom

TALAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Teachers in America's Dong State are forbidden from discussing the halftime...
Tech

Don Jr: “There’s No Censorship on Truth Social As Long As You Lie About Daddy”

It's no big secret -- pro-MAGA conservatives have absolutely had it with the major...
Business

Ivanka Starting to Regret Sleeping Her Way to Top of Trump Organization

https://youtu.be/GKVymq0G_Z0 Recently, former First Lady Ivanka Trump sat down for an interview with Vapid Heiress...
Criminal Justice

Eric Trump Wants to Know Why White People ‘Aren’t Allowed to Commit White Collar Crimes’

In an interview on Sean Hannity's Fox News evening show, former President Don Trump's...
Conservative Media

Super Bowl Halftime Show Makes Tomi Lahren’s Head Literally Explode

Authorities on the scene have indicated that, despite initial concerns, Tomi Lahren -- Fox...
Conservative Media

League of Sexual Anarchy Inducts Charlie Kirk’s Mom Into Its Hall of Fame

CANTON, OH HI,HO -- The freshman class of inductees into the League of Sexual...
MAGA News

Trump: Bengals Lost a ‘Rigged’ Super Bowl When Officials Kept Counting the Rams’ Points

FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- In his mind, the Cincinnati Bengals won the Super Bowl last...
Women's Rights

She’s One of Congress’ Loudest Pro-Life Voices. Ironically, She’s Also a Botched Abortion.

Every Sunday, a devout evangelical believer of Secret Jewish Space Lasers devotes at least...
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Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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