Monthly Archives: February, 2022

New Biden Sanctions Cut Off Putin’s Supply of Republican Blowjobs

https://youtu.be/pRO8mEygMUc Within hours of Russia launching its full-scale invasion of Ukraine, the United States and its western allies had levied massive financial sanctions on Vladimir Putin and key Russian officials and oligarchs. The value of the ruble has plummeted in...

Fox News Now Offers a Convenient Russian Language Audio Feed for Pro-Putin Viewers

https://youtu.be/OfemKaGf1zo Executives at Fox News have given their approval to spend the funds needed to establish a new audio feed for all their broadcasts, according to several sources with knowledge of the situation. Beginning this weekend, Fox News viewers will be...

Ghost of General Lee to Appear at 2022 CPAC

https://youtu.be/rHgXOTq99mA This weekend, conservatives from all over America will meet in the one place they feel most comfortable that isn't a klan rally -- CPAC. As is ever the case, the list of invited speakers is quite head-turning and noteworthy. The...

NY Attorney General Explains Why She’s Not Forcing The Obamas to Sit For Deposition

https://youtu.be/3PSRfrQKtAI This week, a New York Supreme Court judge ruled that former President Donald J. Trump and two of his spawn must sit down for deposition, under oath, with the New York Attorney General's office. The order stipulates that the Trump...

Biden Gave January 6th Committee Thousands of Nude Images of Ivanka Left Behind By Trump

https://youtu.be/rlontZVFkgw This week, President Joe Biden denied his predecessor's request to extend executive privilege over documents related to the failed insurrection of January 6th, 2021. While not surprising, Biden's decision to hand over communications to and from former, one term, twice...

Eric Trump Wants to Know Why White People ‘Aren’t Allowed to Commit White Collar Crimes’

In an interview on Sean Hannity's Fox News evening show, former President Don Trump's third-most intelligent son asked a direct question that the host couldn't answer. "Tell me something, Sean. I want you tell me something. Why is New York...

Trump: Bengals Lost a ‘Rigged’ Super Bowl When Officials Kept Counting the Rams’ Points

https://youtu.be/drebWBypJAo FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- In his mind, the Cincinnati Bengals won the Super Bowl last night, and former President Donald Trump is lashing out against the NFL for letting the Los Angeles Rams "win a sham and rigged contest" instead....

Report: Trump Tried to Flush Ivanka and Jared’s Wedding License Down White House Toilet

New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman has a new book out that details events and information she was privy to during the Trump administration, but decided to withhold from the American people so she could profit from them. One particularly interesting...

CDC Says It’s Now Safe to Remove Your Mask In Order Tell Ted Cruz to Fuck Himself

https://youtu.be/11jCNmjSShA ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control has issued the following update to their masking guidance. In the interest of public safety, The Political Garbage Chute has elected to re-print the CDC's memo in full, verbatim, below. Since the beginning of...

National Archives: Trump May Have Illegally Taken Presidential Happy Meal Toys to Mar-A-Lago

The Presidential Records Act was signed into law by President Jimmy Carter in 1978 as one of the many reforms to executive power undertaken by Congress in the wake of the Richard M. Nixon presidency. As evidence of Nixon's rank...

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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...