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Monthly Archives: January, 2022
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Conservative Media
Biden: “I Don’t Know Pete Doocy’s Parents, So I Had No Right to Call Him a Son of a Bitch.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, a Fox News White House reporter asked President Joe Biden...
January 25, 2022
Business
Responding to Backlash, There Will Soon Be an Inbred, Anti-Vaxxer White M&M
McLEAN, VIRGINIA -- When executives at Mars, Incorporated approved updates to anthropomorphized human M&M...
January 24, 2022
Conservative Media
Tucker Carlson Will Rub Reese’s Pieces on His Ken Doll Patch Instead
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is breaking off what...
January 24, 2022
Criminal Justice
Investigators Find Justice Thomas’ Pubes on Forged Electoral Certificates
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an attempt to keep defeated President Donald J. Trump in...
January 24, 2022
Science & Medicine
Why Didn’t His Natural Immunity to Crashes Keep Him Being Thrown From His Car?
LAKE FARTFACE, MICHIGAN -- Friends and family gathered this week to bury Larry Lombowski,...
January 21, 2022
LGTBQ+
Matt Walsh is Thinking Very Deeply About Your Genitals. Just Like Jesus.
This week, Daily Caller columnist and podcaster Matt Walsh -- a devout evangelical Christian conservative --...
January 21, 2022
Criminal Justice
Trump Has Offered to Turn State’s Evidence Against Jared
FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- In perhaps an unsurprising twist, former President Don Trump has offered...
January 20, 2022
MAGA News
Experts Agree: Four Out of Five MAGAS Can’t Make Their Cousins Climax
Fascinating new data from the National Institute of Boner and Contraboner Research might be...
January 20, 2022
Criminal Justice
Can Donald Trump Legally Hire Al Capone’s Lawyer to Defend Him?
Most former presidents metaphorically ride off into the sunset and spend the rest of...
January 20, 2022
Criminal Justice
Trump’s Lawyers Advise Him to Throw All His Kids Under the Bus, Even the Ones He Wants to Fuck
News out of the New York State's Attorney General's office has not been good...
January 19, 2022
Criminal Justice
Trump Insists NY Attorney General ‘Should Be Going After John Barron,” Not Him
FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- A former, one-term, twice permanently impeached, defeated U.S. President lashed out...
January 19, 2022
Criminal Justice
NY Attorney General: Eric Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked to Spell His Name
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Overnight, the New York Attorney General announced that she...
January 19, 2022
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Criminal Justice
Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024