Monthly Archives: January, 2022

I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....

Boebert: “The Free Market is Full of Commies Censoring Conservatives!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking in the nation's capital at a prayer breakfast held for...

Stupidfuck Promises to Pardon Dumbfucks Who Attempted Idiotic Coup on His Behalf

This weekend, a defeated former president and confirmed stupidfuck -- who has yet to...

Cruz: Weak Biden Won’t Nominate Functioning Alcoholic Who Can’t Recall Their Attempted Rapes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- No matter who President Joe Biden selects to replace outgoing Justice...

Obama Tells Biden He Can ‘Think of One Black Woman With a Law Degree’ to Replace Breyer

President Joe Biden is currently conducting a search for someone to replace retiring Supreme...

Joe Rogan Will Re-Record Neil Young’s Catalogue, But Needs Mic Stand Lowered Four Feet First

CHEMTRAIL FALLS, TEXAS -- Podcaster Joe Rogan has been asked to re-track the entire...

If We Can’t Fantasize Sexually About the Green M&M or Minnie Mouse, the Commies Already Won

The following editorial was written and submitted to The Political Garbage Chute by Congressman Matt Gaetz...

Del Mar Racetrack Cancels Greene’s Stable Rental Due to Lack of Payment

DEL MAR, CALIFORNIA -- Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene will no longer be able...

Bipartisanship: Democrats Manchin & Sinema Eager to Block Democrats Replacing Justice Breyer

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Few things cause quite so much commotion in the nation's capital...

Tucker Carlson Lands Exclusive Interview With Putin’s Taint

A visibly excited Tucker Carlson announced on Fox News this morning that he would...

We Know It’s Not a Brain, So What’s Inside Dan Bongino’s Enormous Skull?

Of all the right-wing media personalities in America, none have a cranium as large...

Bongino Leaves YouTube and Will Exclusively Post Show Clips on His Giant Fucking Forehead

This morning, right-wing agitator and propagandist Dan Bongino announced that he was leaving YouTube...

She Will Not Comply With Vaccine Mandates, Mask Mandates, or Basic Standards of Human Hygiene

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman congressmare Marjorie Taylor Greene is, to put it bluntly, not...

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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....

I’m So Grateful Elon Rescued Twitter from Overly Political Owners So He Can Help Trump Win!

The following editorial was written and submitted by Dustin Pewpsin, a Republican strategist working...

I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way

The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...