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U.S. Politics
I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat
Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...
March 15, 2024
MAGA News
Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”
Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
March 13, 2024
Conservative Media
Boebert: “The Free Market is Full of Commies Censoring Conservatives!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking in the nation's capital at a prayer breakfast held for...
January 31, 2022
Criminal Justice
Stupidfuck Promises to Pardon Dumbfucks Who Attempted Idiotic Coup on His Behalf
This weekend, a defeated former president and confirmed stupidfuck -- who has yet to...
January 31, 2022
MAGA News
Cruz: Weak Biden Won’t Nominate Functioning Alcoholic Who Can’t Recall Their Attempted Rapes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- No matter who President Joe Biden selects to replace outgoing Justice...
January 28, 2022
Criminal Justice
Obama Tells Biden He Can ‘Think of One Black Woman With a Law Degree’ to Replace Breyer
President Joe Biden is currently conducting a search for someone to replace retiring Supreme...
January 28, 2022
Conservative Media
Joe Rogan Will Re-Record Neil Young’s Catalogue, But Needs Mic Stand Lowered Four Feet First
CHEMTRAIL FALLS, TEXAS -- Podcaster Joe Rogan has been asked to re-track the entire...
January 27, 2022
Lifestyle
If We Can’t Fantasize Sexually About the Green M&M or Minnie Mouse, the Commies Already Won
The following editorial was written and submitted to The Political Garbage Chute by Congressman Matt Gaetz...
January 27, 2022
Sports
Del Mar Racetrack Cancels Greene’s Stable Rental Due to Lack of Payment
DEL MAR, CALIFORNIA -- Freshman Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene will no longer be able...
January 27, 2022
The Democrats
Bipartisanship: Democrats Manchin & Sinema Eager to Block Democrats Replacing Justice Breyer
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Few things cause quite so much commotion in the nation's capital...
January 26, 2022
Conservative Media
Tucker Carlson Lands Exclusive Interview With Putin’s Taint
A visibly excited Tucker Carlson announced on Fox News this morning that he would...
January 26, 2022
Conservative Media
We Know It’s Not a Brain, So What’s Inside Dan Bongino’s Enormous Skull?
Of all the right-wing media personalities in America, none have a cranium as large...
January 26, 2022
Conservative Media
Bongino Leaves YouTube and Will Exclusively Post Show Clips on His Giant Fucking Forehead
This morning, right-wing agitator and propagandist Dan Bongino announced that he was leaving YouTube...
January 25, 2022
Science & Medicine
She Will Not Comply With Vaccine Mandates, Mask Mandates, or Basic Standards of Human Hygiene
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman congressmare Marjorie Taylor Greene is, to put it bluntly, not...
January 25, 2022
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U.S. Politics
I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat
Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...
March 15, 2024
MAGA News
Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”
Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
March 13, 2024
Tech
I’m So Grateful Elon Rescued Twitter from Overly Political Owners So He Can Help Trump Win!
The following editorial was written and submitted by Dustin Pewpsin, a Republican strategist working...
March 6, 2024
U.S. Politics
I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way
The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...
February 28, 2024