Monthly Archives: August, 2021

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

VP Harris Thanks Congressional Republicans For Endorsing Her Future Presidency

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- These days, it's tough to throw a rock in the nation's...

Graham: Biden Should Be Impeached for Afghanistan and How Little Face-to-Balls Time He Gets

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Elected pro-MAGA Republicans have been relentless in the past few days...

Biden Asks Taliban to Trade One Stephen Miller for One Million Afghan Refugees

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the evacuation of Afghanistan continues apace, President Joe Biden has...

Is Asking Someone Who Won the Election the Same as Seeing Their Vaccine Passport?

It's a tale as old as time, and even as old as thyme, one...

Laura Ingraham Reveals She Watches “Django Unchained” Backwards When Flicking Her Bean

Nobody asked for it. In fact, nobody insofar as we can tell was even...

Donald Trump No Longer Has Any Interest in Ivanka’s OnlyFans

Today, social media site OnlyFans announced that beginning in October, content its moderators deem...

Boebert Defends Herself: “I’m Literally Too Stupid to Commit Campaign Finance Fraud!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Questions are mounting for freshman Congressmoron Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) over her...

DeSantis: “I’ll Worry About Kids Getting COVID When They’re Old Enough to Vote”

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- This morning, Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) continued his public feud with...

Penis-Shaped Racist Shares His Thoughts on Afghan Refugees With Laura Ingraham

TRANSYLVANIA, FLORIDUH -- Last night on Fox News, host Laura Ingraham welcomed a penis-shaped...

Greene Asks Taliban for Advice on Overthrowing a Government to Install a Right-Wing Theocracy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman congresshorse Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) told reporters today that, after...

Ivanka: “I Know for a Fact Daddy Could Pull-Out Better”

LAKE DAUGHTERLUST, FLORIDA -- All across pro-MAGA media, President Joe Biden is getting hammered...

DeSantis Orders All Florida High Schoolers to Participate in Unvaccinated Make-Out Parties

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) has issued an ultimatum to every high...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...