Monthly Archives: August, 2021

Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...

Congressional Republicans Blast Biden Over Political Props Stranded in Afghanistan

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether it's Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun), freshman Congresshorse Marjorie Taylor Greene...

Pat Robertson Blames ‘Hot Men Doing Sexy Times on Each Other’s Fannies’ for California Wildfires

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has been watching the developments in California...

Autopsy Shows Babbitt Died of Fuckedaroundandfoundoutitis

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the coroner in charge of overseeing hopeful domestic terrorist...

Greene’s Vet Begs Her Not to Take COVID Vaccine for Heartworms

EQUINE HILLS, GEORGIA -- Freshman Congresshorse Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) was forced to see...

Scientific Study Shows People Who Think the Election Was Stolen Have This One Thing In Common

A new study from the National Institute of Investigation, Inquiry, and Inquest has delivered...

Cruz: “America Needed a Draft Dodger With Bone Spurs Leading the Afghanistan Withdrawal”

"What this entire debacle has taught is something really quite simple to understand. America...

African Farmer Will Trade MAGAs His Livestock Drugs for COVID Vaccines

SUDAN -- Amani Mahmoud and his family have been farming in Sudan for generations,...

Local Moron Sees Inconvenience as Tyranny

LAKE SKIPPY, TENNESSEE -- Jack "Dipshit" McPhuckphace is known throughout his sleepy town as...

Greene Demands an Update From the FDA on Approval of Bleach and Sunlight Injections

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After months of waiting, the Food and Drug Administration finally gave...

Louis CK, Bill Cosby, and Bill O’Reilly Next on Producers’ Shortlist to Host “Jeopardy”

HOLLYWOOB, CALIFORNIA --They really thought they'd found the perfect pair to host one of...

Bible Belt Teenage Incest Pregnancies Skyrocket After Fauci Reiterates Effectiveness of Condoms

The American Medical Union of America released a report this week that indicates Anthony...

Liar Makes Truly Idiotic Claim About Crises During Crybaby Sore Loser’s Presidency

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Appearing on Fox News today, known liar and moron...

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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...

What If Trump Uses Ivanka’s OnlyFans to Payoff His Rape, Defamation, and Fraud Fines?

"...it turns out Eric Trump  spent all his money this week on magic beans...

I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...