Monthly Archives: June, 2021

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Stupid Fuck Rants In Front of Crowd of Stupid Fucks From Ohio

WELLINGTON, OHIO -- One of his staffers called it a "return to his former...

Cruz: America Needs a President ‘Who Can Think Outside the Constitution Again’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, former President Trump held a rally in Ohio, which...

Mitch McConnell Named Oncology Magazine’s ‘Cancer of the Millennium’

Throughout his lengthy career in politics, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-Moscow) has won...

Petition to Draft Tucker Carlson and Send Him to Afghanistan Reaches 200 Million Signatures

More than 200 million Americans have signed a new petition, asking the Pentagon to...

Alien Confirms UFO Report But Denies Report MTG is of His Species

For decades, Americans have wondered about what evidence about unidentified flying objects -- UFOs...

Local McDonald’s Offering Free Small Fry to Anyone Applying for Poverty Wage Job

DICK'S CREST, CALIFORNIA --  The local McDonald's franchise is, as their assistant manager described...

DNA Test Proves Lahren and McEnany Came From Same Sewage Plant as Coulter and Ingraham

Results from a recently conducted DNA test indicate that four of the most popular...

Don’t Go To Sleep Before Checking Under Your Bed for Antifa, Cancel Culture, and Critical Race Theory

If you're one of the millions of Americans who is still going to bed...

Giuliani: Trump Will Will Be Reinstated on August 33rd and Force NY Bar to Readmit Him

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani was disbarred...

Man Switches Parties After Devastating “Demon-craps” Insult

CORNHOLE LAKE, MINNESOTA -- For most of his adult life, Gary Bababuoy has been...

Giuliani Vows to Sue Any Manhattan Bar That Won’t Serve Him

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has been kicked...

Man Unsure If Critical Race Theory, Cancel Culture, or White Supremacist Violence Biggest Threat

STUPID MORON TOWN, TEXAS -- Greg Palumbo is, by his own admission a "complete...

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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...