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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
MAGA News

120 Republicans Vote to Make Confederate Statue Speaker of the House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Shortly after voting against the removal of all statues of confederate...
MAGA News

Gosar’s Next Fundraiser Will Be Black Tie, Hoods Optional

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Paul Gosar (Nazi-AZ) will be participating in a fundraising event,...
Conservative Media

I Lied About WMD, and Election Theft, But I’m Telling the Truth About the NSA Spying on Me

The following editorial was written by Fox News correspondent and the KKK's White Supremacist...
U.S. Politics

Arizona GOP: Maricopa Audit Revealed Unicorn Pubes and Sasquatch Urine Used to Tamper With Ballots

The audit of Arizona's 2020 election, conducted by a right-wing financed company, has turned...
Conservative Media

Tucker Carlson: NSA Agents Were in His Closet Spying and One of The Agents Looked at Him

"NSA agents were in my closet, making reports, and I saw one of the...
Lifestyle

We Asked the American Flag If It Felt Offended By Gwen Berry’s Political Protest

This weekend, MAGA social media was incensed by the actions of a black athlete...
Science & Medicine

FBI: Trump’s COVID-19 Body Count Higher Than Clintons’ Kill List

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A new report from the Federal Bureau of Investigations concludes that...
Science & Medicine

What Does It Mean If My Diarrhea Looks and Sounds Like Marjorie Taylor Greene?

I need someone who is either a medical doctor, or at the very least...
MAGA News

Liberty Loving Patriot Wants Gwen Berry Deported For Disrespecting America’s Freedom Rag

SHITLIP, GEORGIA -- When someone asks 30-year-old right-wing YouTuber Matthew Palumbozo about nearly any...
MAGA News

Barr Was So Angered by Trump’s Election Lies He Almost Regretted All the Lies He Told for Trump

Americans who believed that former Attorney General William Barr was not much more than...
Lifestyle

I Don’t Know What Critical Race Theory Is, But I Know You’re Racist For Talking About It

The following editorial was written by conservative commentator and aide to former White House...
Science & Medicine

COVID-19’s Delta Variant Will Officially Sponsor All Future Trump Rallies

Donald Trump's SuperPAC has reached a deal that will, according to their latest press...
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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