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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Boebert Demands CEO of Antifa Testify Before Jan. 6th Commission

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- She voted against its formation, but freshman Qongresswoman Lauren Boebert of...
Conservative Media

Trump Tells Bongino He’s ‘Almost as Good as Rush and Ivanka’ at Sucking Him Off

Today, disgraced former Secret Service agent and multiple-failed congressional candidate Dan Bongino took over...
History

Greene Vows to Use Secret Jewish Space Laser to Destroy Pelosi’s ‘Anti-Semitic Holocaust Masks’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Freshman Qongresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia threatened to...
Science & Medicine

Rand Paul Claims His ‘Turd Immunity’ Means He Doesn’t Need a COVID-19 Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) appeared on Fox News this morning and...
Conservative Media

Report: Candace Owens is Really Tomi Lahren in Blackface

In hindsight, sources close to the situation told us, it was bound to happen...
Criminal Justice

Trump Jr. Informs NY Attorney General He Intends to Plead ‘Stupidity’

LAGO DE IDIOTA, FLORIDA -- Historians may debate which president was the most impactful,...
MAGA News

This Doughy Coward Wouldn’t Defend His Wife’s Looks But Has Thoughts on Macho Soldiers

When one envisions Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun), they don't exactly conjure up a mental...
MAGA News

Walking, Talking BM Trash Talks BLM

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A walking, talking bowel movement took to the floor of the...
Criminal Justice

Ivanka to New York Attorney General: “Daddy Doesn’t Need More Reasons to Roll Over On Me!”

LAKE VAPID, FLORIDA -- When New York Attorney General Letitia James announced that her...
Conservative Media

8 out of 10 Klan Members Think Tucker Carlson’s a Little Too Proud of His Racism

A new poll in Crosslight Monthly, a magazine written by and for members of the Ku...
U.S. Politics

Pelosi Says Jan. 6th Commission Can Investigate Benghazi So Republicans Support It

"...and if that isn't enough for them, they can throw in Bill Clinton's Oval...
Criminal Justice

South Carolina Lets Death Row Inmates Choose Execution by Spending Five Minutes With Ted Cruz

COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA -- In the Palmetto State, it's become quite difficult for authorities...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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