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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Conservative Media

Hannity: ‘Senile’ Biden Didn’t Mention Windmill Cancer or Bleach Injection During Press Conference

"Joe didn't even have the presence of mind to mention today is the anniversary of the Bowling Green Massacre!"
The Democrats

Democrat Joe Manchin Opposes Democrat Agenda

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Joe Manchin of West Virginia is a Democrat. At least,...
Science & Medicine

Reporter Asks Ted Cruz to Either Put a Mask Over His Face or a Gun in His Mouth

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-TX) was asked by a reporter last night...
MAGA News

Cruz: “Republicans Just Want to Make Sure Voters Are the Right Shade of American”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attempting to explain to reporters why he and his fellow Republicans...
U.S. Politics

Man Whose Career Has Been Partisan Power Grabs Calls Dem Voting Bill a Partisan Power Grab

"You might call me a hypocrite, but I'd just say that my experience makes me uniquely qualified to see partisan political grabs."
Pew Pew!

Ted Cruz: “We Can’t Do Something About Gun Violence Until We’re Done Doing Nothing”

Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-TX) doesn't want to do anything about gun violence until the country is done doing nothing about it first.
World News

Super Pro-American MAGA Patriot Rooting for Murderous Dictator to Beat Biden In Debate

He really loves the United States but really wants the American president to lose in a debate with the Russian president/chief murderer.
Pew Pew!

Is Antifa or the NRA Responsible for More Deaths in America?

Can you guess who has helped kill more Americans -- the NRA or Antifa?
Pew Pew!

NRA Reminds Americans They Don’t Give a Fuck How Many of Their Friends and Family Get Shot

For most of 2020, Americans were dealing with a global covid-19 pandemic outbreak, and...
MAGA News

Boebert: Giving D.C. Statehood ‘Would Be Unfair to Fans of Marvel Movies’

"I'm sure we MAGAs would love to give Mar-A-Lago a couple electoral college votes, but that's not how we do things in this country, yet."
Business

Robert T. Antifa is Tired of Liberals Calling His Very Real Organization ‘Just an Idea’

"I don't see Unicorn Farts or Loch Ness Monster Holdings, or the Catholic Church being treated with such disdain and fear."
U.S. Politics

Ted Cruz Says If D.C. Gets Statehood, Mar-A-Lago Should Too

"If they're gonna give all those, you know, URBANS, two more senators, it's only fair we get two more ourselves."
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Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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