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Monthly Archives: February, 2021
Tech
You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Economy
Biden Orders Gas Cost $7 Trillion a Gallon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has served America as an elected public official...
February 23, 2021
Science & Medicine
First Recorded Sounds From Mars Are Martians Thanking Us For Electing Biden
In a truly stunning turn of events, the first audio recordings of the surface...
February 23, 2021
Science & Medicine
Surgeon General Recommends Shitting on Ted Cruz Twice Daily
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The acting Surgeon General of the United States has issued a...
February 22, 2021
MAGA News
Senate Republicans Warn Garland They Won’t Tolerate Him Behaving Like They Tolerated Bill Barr Behaving
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Republicans sought assurances from President Joe Biden's nominee for the...
February 22, 2021
The Democrats
Biden Says It’s Time To Take Eric’s Finger Paintings Off the White House Fridge
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Joe Biden took office last month, he signed a flurry...
February 22, 2021
MAGA News
Nation Grips Itself for Another Week Without a Presidential Golf Outing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For four years, if there was one thing Americans could come...
February 22, 2021
Science & Medicine
Scientist Says Boebert Was Created In a Lab With Sarah Palin’s Brain and Wayne LaPierre’s Dick Sweat
Recent GED recipient, former diarrhea inducing BBQ chef, and newly minted, freshman Congresswoman Lauren...
February 19, 2021
Business
United Airlines Ending Its Frequent Fuckface Miles Program
United Airlines has announced that after careful consideration of the events of the past...
February 19, 2021
World News
Mexico Offers to Pay to Send Ted Cruz Back to Canada
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- While residents of his home state of Texas struggle to...
February 18, 2021
Conservative Media
Devastated Underage Dominican Prostitutes Left Out Of Limbaugh’s Will
SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC -- In a shocking blow to the country, it is...
February 18, 2021
Criminal Justice
Florida Drug Dealer Faces Financial Hardships
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- Ronald Crabtree, a low level Oxycontin street dealer, sits in...
February 18, 2021
Conservative Media
God Cancels Rush Limbaugh
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- In breaking news, we have learned that conservatives across the United...
February 17, 2021
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Tech
You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
