Monthly Archives: February, 2021

Matt Gaetz Tells CPAC He Won’t Let Trump ‘Pull Out Until He Finishes’

Humor/Satire February 26, 2021

Update: Stephen Miller is Still a Bald, Racist Cunt

Humor/Satire February 25, 2021

Marjorie Taylor Greene Requests Medical Crack Exception From House Leadership

Humor/Satire February 23, 2021

Surgeon General Recommends Shitting on Ted Cruz Twice Daily

Humor/Satire February 22, 2021

United Airlines Ending Its Frequent Fuckface Miles Program

Humor/Satire February 19, 2021

Pat Robertson: God Will Warm Texas If He Stops Watching “Magic Mike” for Research Purposes Twelve Times a Week

Humor/Satire February 18, 2021

Satan Tells Limbaugh to ‘Fuck Off Out Of Here’

Humor/Satire February 17, 2021

Jim Jordan Blames Cancel Culture for His Miniscule Dick

Humor/Satire February 16, 2021

Senate Republicans Wish Every American a Happy Sucking-Off Insurrectionist Former Presidents Day!

Humor/Satire February 15, 2021

Impeachment: Hawley Says He Hasn’t Heard Convincing Evidence From Within Trump’s Peepee Hole

Humor/Satire February 11, 2021

Babylon Bee Staff Identify as Comedians Though They Share Only One Joke Between Them

Humor/Satire February 9, 2021

Former President Says His Balls are ‘Really Bigly Missing’ Devin Nunes and Ted Cruz These Days

Humor/Satire February 8, 2021

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