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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
U.S. Politics

Weird: This Stupid Racist Doesn’t Want Black People’s Votes to Count

This man is Senator Josh Hawley. He's a Republican, and he represents the State...
MAGA News

Trump Signs Executive Order Delaying the Start of 2021 By Four Years

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On November 3rd, 2020, Donald Trump lost his bid for reelection....
MAGA News

Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Why Would My Crack Pipe Lie About Biden Cheating?”

FORT MOROHN, GEORGIA -- Representative-elect Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of a handful of...
Business

McEnany Hired By Nation’s Leading Fertilizer Company

This story was first published by our sister publication, Alternative Facts. When she leaves her...
MAGA News

Trump Wants U.S. Treasury to Print a ‘Few Million Dollars He Can Leave the White House With

This story was published first by our sister site, Alternative Facts, and is reprinted with...
U.S. Politics

Biden Hires Non-Profit Movers to Get Trump’s Belongings Out of The White House

This story contains original reporting from our sister publication, NotReally.News, and the content is...
MAGA News

Trump Consoles Himself By Looking Forward to Less Time With ‘Homewrecker’ Jared Kushner

This story first appeared on Alternative Facts. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that President Donald Trump...
U.S. Politics

Gaetz and Jordan: Trump Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The results of last month's presidential haven't really been in much...
World News

Mexico Sends Final $0.00 Check For Trump’s Wall

The following story was originally filed by Alternative Facts. MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When he...
U.S. Politics

Jordan: Winning Back House and Impeaching Hunter Biden’s Laptop Are GOP’s Top Priorities

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Exactly when, or if, most congressional Republicans will decide to acknowledge...
Science & Medicine

Biden Suggests Injecting Bleach Into Mop Buckets

DELAWARE -- When he said it, the entire room took notice. "Call me crazy, but...
MAGA News

Trump Asks Treasury to Print a Few Million Bucks He Can Take Home After Leaving Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether or not he states it publicly, it seems that privately...
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Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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