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Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
MAGA News
Doctors Unsure Obama’s Foot Can Ever Be Removed From Trump’s Asshole
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Ever since former President Barack Obama spoke last night during the...
August 20, 2020
The Democrats
Will Joe Biden Replace the Army With AntiFa Mercenaries? This Man Thinks So.
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- There's a new rumor flying around certain corners of...
August 19, 2020
MAGA News
Retreating to Familiar Territory, Trump Demands Biden’s Birth Certificate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, before he was elected to the highest office...
August 19, 2020
Women's Rights
Men’s Rights Activist Demands Wife Bake Cake to Celebrate Anniversary of Male Suffrage
DICKHEAD, NEW JERSEY -- Matty Palahmbo is a men's rights activist. In his mind,...
August 18, 2020
MAGA News
Melania Trump Already Hard at Work Practicing Michelle Obama’s DNC 2020 Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, former First Lady Michelle Obama closed out the first...
August 18, 2020
MAGA News
Trump Demands Secret Service Arrest Michelle Obama For “Verbally Beating the Living Shit” Out of Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, the most surreal and unprecedented Democratic National Convention in...
August 18, 2020
MAGA News
Biden Campaign Worried They Might Not Win the ‘Injects Self With Bleach’ Vote
It was a voting bloc that until this year's election cycle was largely ignored,...
August 17, 2020
MAGA News
She Wants to “Save The Children,” Just Not the Ones in Trump’s Concentration Camps
BLANCA SUPREMA, NEVADA -- 37-year-old mother of three Gwendolyn Howser in some regards sees...
August 17, 2020
MAGA News
Palpatine Defends Dismantling Republic Postal Service Less Than Three Months Before Galactic Election
CORUSCANT -- Supreme Chancellor Palpatine is defending this decision to largely dismantle the Republic...
August 17, 2020
Religion
God Apologizes for His “Sloppy Aim”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway issued an urgent press release this...
August 17, 2020
MAGA News
Trump Wants USPS to Charge Democrats $200 a Stamp Until November 4th
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration's continuous changes at the United States Postal Service...
August 14, 2020
MAGA News
Can You Spot All The Similarities These Two Share That Make Trump Question Their Eligibility?
This man's name is Barack Hussein Obama. You might remember him from a previous...
August 14, 2020
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Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
Criminal Justice
Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
April 10, 2024
Lifestyle
Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More
The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
April 4, 2024
