Monthly Archives: August, 2020

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Kellyanne Conway Jumps Into Dumpster Fire ‘Once More For Old Times’ Sake’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities in the nation's capital are reporting that soon-to-be former White...

Jacob Blake’s Back Feels Really Bad for Rand Paul’s Ego

KENOSHA, WISCONSIN -- Last night, the Republican Nationalist Convention wrapped-up in Washington, D.C. It...

POLL: No One Cares What This Narcissistic Conman Douchebag Reality TV White Collar Crook Said About Joe Biden

Last night, a rage-filled, racist, narcissistic conman douchebag reality-TV game show host and white...

UPDATE: Ann Coulter Still a Horse-Faced Racist Cuntrag

Ann Coulter, conservative author and race war agitator, is still officially considered a "horse-faced...

Kenosha PD Says They Couldn’t ‘Do Anything’ With Rittenhouse Until He Turned His Back and/or Changed His Skin Tone

KENOSHA, WISCONSIN -- At this time, there are many questions still surrounding the case...

2020 Republican Nationalist Convention Will Close With Ceremonial Book Burning

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump will close out the 2020 Republican Nationalist Convention...

ISIS Thanks White House for Successfully Radicalizing Kyle Rittenhouse

SYRIA -- The terror organization known as ISIS has issued a brief statement in...

NBC News to Track How Many Americans Die From COVID During RNC Broadcast

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- NBC News has decided to display a real-time tracker...

Racist Gold Digging Birther Exploits Her Immigrant Story While Thousands of Brown Kids Sit In Cages

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A racist, gold digging birther stood before the nation last night,...

Liberty University to Give Falwell 21-Cuck Salute Send-Off

LYNCHBURG, VIRGINIA -- When Jerry Falwell Jr. leaves Liberty University in the coming days,...

Donald Trump Still Doesn’t Love Donald Trump Jr.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald Trump's son, his namesake at that, delivered...

DeJoy: “What the Fuckin’ Fuck is That Blue Box Lookin’ Fuckin’ Thing?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Postmaster General Louis DeJoy was asked some very basic questions...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...