Monthly Archives: May, 2018

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Historians Uncover Robert E. Lee’s Ambien Prescription

ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA -- Historians cleaning out an upstairs hall closet at the former residence...

Man Wouldn’t Be An Incel If You Ladies Would Stop Being Such Bitches And Do It With Him After You Clean His Apartment

HAMBONE, IOWA -- John Sisrovich is a frustrated, lonely man, and he is a...

Man Wouldn’t Be An Incel If You Ladies Would Stop Being Such B**ches And Do It With Him After You Clean His Apartment

HAMBONE, IOWA -- John Sisrovich is a frustrated, lonely man, and he is a...

Study Confirms Mike Pence Thinks About LGTBQ Stuff More Than People Participating In LGTBQ Stuff

BONTÉ FALLS, WEST VIRGINIA -- Researchers in West Virginia recently published the results of a...

Fox News Picks Up “Roseanne” For Season 11

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Under considerable pressure from President Donald Trump, Fox News...

ABC Replacing “Roseanne” With TV Show Starring Overstuffed Bag Of Farts And Racist Jokes From The 1930’s In A MAGA Hat

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- ABC Entertainment executives were surely thrown for a loop when they...

“Roseanne” Cancellation Has Trump Worried Racist Tweets ‘Can Cost You Your Job Now’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A nervous and paranoid Donald Trump picked up the phone in...

Ahead of Midterms, Trump Warns Dems: “You Can’t Impeach Me, David Dennison Took The Oath Of Office”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today from within the Oval Office, President Donald Trump issued a...

Trump To House Children Of Illegal Immigrants In New Kinder Koncentration Kamps

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is reportedly close to finalizing a plan to...

DeVos Orders All New Educational Proclamations Hammered Into Schools’ Outside Walls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing a need to make the "direction, tone, tenor, and goals"...

NRA Spokesman: “A Few Dozen Dead School Kids Is A Literally Small Price To Pay For Freedom” (VIDEO)

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- This week, the National Rifle Association released a video with its...

Trump: “What Was I Supposed To Do, NOT Hire Criminals With Deep Russian Contacts?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As it becomes clear that Robert Mueller will not finish his...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...