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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Arts & Entertainment

Kirk Cameron Renounces Faith; Ready To ‘Start Picking Up All That Sweet Growing Pains P**n.’

In the 1980s, Kirk Cameron was one of the hottest young stars in Hollywood. Cameron...
MAGA News

Trump To Rebuild Infrastructure By Sucking Own Dick In Front Of Ohio Construction Workers For An Hour

AIR FORCE ONE -- On his way back to the nation's capital after delivering...
Pew Pew!

NRA Executive Just Two More School Shootings From Being Able To Afford Fourth Vacation Home

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- Today, during a board meeting of the executives of the National...
Conservative Media

Laura Ingraham Opens Up About The Diarrhea Where Her Heart, Soul, Mind Are Supposed To Be

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Yesterday, Fox News and syndicated talk radio host Laura...
MAGA News

Stormy Daniels To Coach Betsy DeVos Before Her Next ’60 Minutes’ Interview

BONE FERNANDO VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- In the past month, two women with close ties...
Immigration

Trump Says He’ll Have Mexican American Soldiers Pay For His Southern Wall

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During the 2016 presidential campaign, one of now President Trump's most...
MAGA News

Trump Mistress Feels Left Out Because He Didn’t Compare Her To His Daughter When They Were About To Fuck

One of President Donald Trump's mistresses has released a statement saying she is "shocked...
MAGA News

Trump Says Obama Used ‘Sharia Voodoo’ And Forced Him To Ban Bump Stocks Under Mind Control

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, President Donald Trump shocked many in his own party...
Lifestyle

Local Woman Still Not Interested In Seeing A Digital Image Of Your Penis

HARPER VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- It's not that 28 year old Cheryl Terwilliger Jones has...
Conservative Media

Mike Cernovich Thuper Proud Of His Award For Journalithtic Integrity From Breitbart

ORANTH COUNTY, CALIFORNIA -- Right-wing provocateur and alleged journalitht Mike Thernovich wath jutht given...
MAGA News

Trump Announces U.S. Will Celebrate Flat Earth Day Instead

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning as he was heading out...
Science & Medicine

New Scientific Study Identifies Modern Libertarianism As Most Effective Form Of Birth Control

A new study published in the New England Manual For Medicinal Musings may have...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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